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Official movies site:tkolang.ir

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(slow orchestral music)

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(slow ambient music)

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(dramatic music)

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(upbeat poppy music)

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(audience cheers)

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– Hello, good evening, and welcome

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to “I Want to be a Millionaire,”

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and I’m happy to be your host, Lando.

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Now, here in the hot seat with us today,

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we have Donkey Mangu.

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Mangu, you are one question away

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from winning a million dollars.

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(audience applauds)

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Everyone is on the edge of their seat.

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So how are you handling the pressure, eh?

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(Mangu wails)

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Mangu, Mangu?

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Earth to Mangu.

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– Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

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What’s that?
– Hey, are you still with us?

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– Yeah.

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– How are you feeling right about now?

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– Oh, Lando, I am so happy, I’m so happy,

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I don’t even know what to say.

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In my whole life,

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I never would have thought
I would be sitting here

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in front of you on “I
Want to be a Millionaire.”

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Ever since I was a little donkey,

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all I ever wanted was to appear
on your game show and win.

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(Mangu brays)

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(Lando chuckles)

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– So cute, dare to dream,
my friend, dare to dream.

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You have just one question left.

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If you answer correctly,
you’ll be a millionaire,

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and that question will be
coming up on your screen now.

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(dramatic orchestral music)

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– So dreaming your life away again, huh?

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Better wake up, you can’t
just lay in bed and sleep.

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You gotta get up and face the world.

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– Is this is my Phone a Friend?

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– Hurry up, Mangu, you only
have 10 measly seconds left.

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– Better stop wasting your time, Mangu.

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You can’t sleep all day, wake up, Donkey.

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Do you hear me, it’s
past 7:30 in the morning.

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Are you gonna sleep all day?

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– I did it, I won, I’m so
happy, I’m a millionaire.

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I’m a millionaire, I bet
you’re proud of me, huh?

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Hi, Uncle.

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– Don’t sit there and “Hi” me, lazy bones.

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– Oh, dear Uncle Perry,

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you woke me up 10 seconds
before I became rich.

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I would have been the
first donkey millionaire

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in the history of Azad
City, I would have a big,

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beautiful house, a fiery sports car,

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and a girlfriend of my
very own, oh, a girlfriend.

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(slow electronic music)

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♪ You are my dream girl ♪

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♪ You are my dream girl ♪

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– What’s with all the hugging?

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Stop the hugging, stop it.

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Listen, Mangu, when will you
stop living in a fantasy?

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– Oh, no, Uncle, my father said,

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“Anything is possible if you dream it.

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“Let your dreams shift your world.”

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– You’re so naive, that is
not how the world works.

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You come from a long line
of donkeys who died poor.

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The same will happen to
you, you can’t change that.

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– Cut it out.

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– Your father, my brother, Changu,

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he was a dreamer and it didn’t
do him any good, did it?

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– Uncle Perry.

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– It’s about time for you
to join the real world.

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Get yourself to work and
start washing these clothes.

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Here you go.

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– [Mangu] This pile is huge.

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– Of course it is,

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that’s because today
is the Jungle Festival.

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All the clothes in Azad City
need to be washed today.

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Get going, forgot one, wait just a sec.

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You better be very careful with this,

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it is incredibly special,
it’s the royal robe

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of the King Sun Prince Shazad.

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Gotta get out there and
start washing, you boob.

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Feel the rhythm, rhythm of the washing,

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rhythm of the washing,
rhythm of the washing,

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rhythm, rhythm, rhythm of the washing.

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(water splashes)

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– [Group] Washing the
clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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– Stop, get set, bring on the music.

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– [Group] Washing the clothes,

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washing the clothes.
(upbeat music)

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes–

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– Stop.

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Attention.
(upbeat drumming)

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– [Group] Washing the
clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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Washing the clothes, washing the clothes.

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(slow orchestral music)

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– Every time.

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Oh, Father, I wish you were here.

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I’m afraid Uncle Perry is right.

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Can’t spend my entire life dreaming

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of things that will never happen.

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– [Changu] How dare you lose faith?

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– [Mangu] You’re alive?

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– Of course not, you’re
dreaming, which is good.

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– But Uncle Perry says
I have to stop dreaming

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because it won’t lead to anything good.

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– My brother’s a fool, if you dream

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about what you want,
you can make it happen.

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– But Dad, be real, we’re a
family of donkeys. (brays)

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I rest my case.

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– Mangu, my son, listen, a
good donkey can do anything,

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but you must first trust in yourself.

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Only then do you have the opportunity

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to reach your full potential,
got it, I’m watching.

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– I’ll try harder.

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– [Uncle Perry] What’s the holdup, Mangu?

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– Cool down, Uncle Perry,
I’ll be there in a minute.

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Oh, no, how am I gonna explain this?

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Not good, Mangu, the prince
is gonna chop your ears off,

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and then he may eat them,
’cause they’re full of protein.

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– [Uncle Perry] Back to work, Mangu.

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– All right, I’m going.

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(slow orchestral music)

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– The Jungle Festival is tomorrow.

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The palace is raising taxes to pay for it.

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Read all about it, it’s all in the paper.

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How will you ever know what

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to think if you don’t buy a newspaper?

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Buy a paper here, buy a paper here.

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– I’ve got some very
good stuff in my cart.

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– [Monkey] What is wrong with you people?

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– [Hawker] Two for the price of one,

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two for the price of one.

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– My bamboo is like
anything you’ve ever seen.

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We’ve got (mumbles) on the map.

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– [Hawker] I’ve got something good here.

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I’ve got something good here.

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♪ When will you come to
meet me, my dream girl ♪

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– Stop, stop, you dare knock on my face?

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You’re just a washerman.
– Here.

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– A no one.

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– I disagree, there’s no
shame in being a washerman.

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The president of the United
States is a washerman.

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– What?

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– He lives in Washing Town,
Washing Town, Washing Town.

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– Are you crazy?

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– I’m serious, and of
course you’re familiar

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with the rapper who’s also a washerman.

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– What?

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♪ Soap doggy dog ♪

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(slow orchestral music)

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(dramatic orchestral music)

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Huh?

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Whoa, brother, here’s
your shirt, I ironed it.

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– Wait, this ain’t right.

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– I know, it’s such a nasty stain.

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– How did it get on my shirt?

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– You wanted the shirt dry cleaned.

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I hope you know that’s
a very delicate process.

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– So?

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– So I spit on it and I ironed it flat.

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– You spit on my shirt?

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– Stop him, stop him,
don’t let him get away.

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I want his head.

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(lively orchestral music)

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– I’m not the guy, I’m not even a donkey.

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It’s a common mistake,
can’t you see I’m a zebra?

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No, I don’t want to go, no. (cries)

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I can’t believe this, it’ll take forever

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to get rid of the smell.

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– [Group] We demand a
fair share in Azad City.

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We demand a fair share in Azad City.

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Down with the 1%, down with the 1%.

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– Hey, Zandar Bear, why the protests?

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– Mangu, this is not just a protest.

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We’re taking a stand against the rich.

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– But what if one day I
suddenly become a rich donkey?

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Will you protest me?

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– Mangu, open your eyes, they’ll
never let you become rich.

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The game is rigged
against ordinary people.

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It’s time for a change,

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corruption as we’ve seen cannot continue.

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– [Group] Down with the 1%.

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(overlapping chattering)

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(car engine revs)
(slow hip hop music)

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– Who was that?

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(Zandar chuckles)

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– Mangu, that is the royal Prince Shazad,

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the spoiled brat who thinks
he’ll become king soon.

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– Oh, gosh, I have to get to the palace

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and deliver his royal
robe, goodbye, Zandar.

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And goats, keep up that good protesting.

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(overlapping chattering)

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(slow orchestral music)

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My goodness, it’s such a huge palace.

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(bell clangs)

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(whimsical orchestral music)

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Who are you?

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– Me, I am Fitna, the fox.

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No one enters the palace unless I say.

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I am the special advisor
to His Majesty, the king.

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And you, what is your
name, and why are you here?

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– My name is is Mambo, no, it’s not.

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It’s Mangu, the washing machine.

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– You’re a machine?

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– No, I’m a donkey, I use the
machine to do the laundry.

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I brought the robe, I have
to give it to the prince.

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– You’re a fool, but you serve a purpose.

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I’ll just take this.

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– No, Madame, I like
to deliver this myself.

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Please let me deliver his robe.

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I want to meet the prince.

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– I will take it.

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– No, I want to take it to him myself.

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I may never have another
golden opportunity

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to meet royalty. (brays)

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00:12:06,083 –> 00:12:08,875
Please, please let me do it.

243
00:12:08,875 –> 00:12:11,500
– Okay, just once, just this once,

244
00:12:11,500 –> 00:12:12,958
you may deliver it, then go.

245
00:12:12,958 –> 00:12:15,541
(Mangu laughs)

246
00:12:18,041 –> 00:12:19,500
(slow orchestral music)

247
00:12:19,500 –> 00:12:23,416
– Wow, it reminds me of
nowhere I’ve ever been.

248
00:12:28,500 –> 00:12:29,333
Huh?

249
00:12:30,250 –> 00:12:32,458
Help, somebody, help!

250
00:12:32,458 –> 00:12:34,583
The prince is on the
floor, he’s not moving,

251
00:12:34,583 –> 00:12:36,750
and I think something
terrible has happened!

252
00:12:36,750 –> 00:12:40,625
I swear I didn’t do anything. (cries)

253
00:12:40,625 –> 00:12:43,958
– Chill out, I didn’t fall, I’m fine.

254
00:12:43,958 –> 00:12:46,125
I’m just snapping a selfie, you donkey.

255
00:12:46,125 –> 00:12:49,125
– Oh, sorry, sorry, you’re not dead.

256
00:12:50,208 –> 00:12:54,000
Yes, I see that now,
(laughs) I have your robe.

257
00:12:54,000 –> 00:12:55,750
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go.

258
00:12:55,750 –> 00:12:57,041
Here we go, here we go, here we go,

259
00:12:57,041 –> 00:12:59,041
here we go, here we go,
here we go, your royal robe.

260
00:12:59,041 –> 00:13:01,166
– What, there’s a huge hole in it.

261
00:13:01,166 –> 00:13:04,291
I’ve had animals shaved
for less than this.

262
00:13:04,291 –> 00:13:07,958
– Prince, if I may speak, the
robe is not ruined at all.

263
00:13:07,958 –> 00:13:10,500
In fact, from what I heard,
it’s the newest fashion

264
00:13:10,500 –> 00:13:14,000
on the scene, it’s the very
first air conditioned robe

265
00:13:14,000 –> 00:13:14,958
in the world.

266
00:13:14,958 –> 00:13:15,791
– What?

267
00:13:15,791 –> 00:13:17,791
– Anyone who is anyone has one.

268
00:13:17,791 –> 00:13:20,625
I wish I had one, look
what you can do with it.

269
00:13:20,625 –> 00:13:23,625
As you walk about, you can
wag your tail around all day

270
00:13:23,625 –> 00:13:25,208
and really strut your stuff.

271
00:13:25,208 –> 00:13:27,500
The ladies go crazy when they see it.

272
00:13:27,500 –> 00:13:29,416
– Really, the ladies love it?

273
00:13:29,416 –> 00:13:31,000
– Yeah, it drives them wild.

274
00:13:31,000 –> 00:13:33,500
– Wow, I’m so putting this on.

275
00:13:36,791 –> 00:13:39,291
Miss Fitna, hey, Miss Fitna?

276
00:13:39,291 –> 00:13:40,916
Where’s my fox when I need here?

277
00:13:40,916 –> 00:13:42,583
Hey, Miss Fitna–

278
00:13:42,583 –> 00:13:45,291
– You know I’m never
ever far away from you.

279
00:13:45,291 –> 00:13:47,708
What can I do for you, my prince?

280
00:13:47,708 –> 00:13:49,625
– How do you think I look, Miss Fitna?

281
00:13:49,625 –> 00:13:50,833
I look amazing?

282
00:13:50,833 –> 00:13:52,750
– Wow, it’s to die for.

283
00:13:54,000 –> 00:13:56,666
Check yourself in the mirror.

284
00:13:56,666 –> 00:14:00,000
– I look cool, I look
too good for this world.

285
00:14:00,000 –> 00:14:02,500
It’s a curse, beauty is a curse,

286
00:14:02,500 –> 00:14:06,458
and it’s mine to bear. (cries)

287
00:14:06,458 –> 00:14:09,333
But I do look good, so good.

288
00:14:09,333 –> 00:14:10,625
– I wonder if between them,

289
00:14:10,625 –> 00:14:15,125
they even have half a brain. (laughs)

290
00:14:16,625 –> 00:14:19,250
Good morning, your highness, am I busy?

291
00:14:19,250 –> 00:14:23,250
No, not at all, not too
busy for you, right now?

292
00:14:24,333 –> 00:14:26,500
Yes, sir, right away, hmm.

293
00:14:29,000 –> 00:14:33,833
– Attention, all rise and
pay homage to the king

294
00:14:33,833 –> 00:14:37,166
as he graces us with his royal presence.

295
00:14:39,583 –> 00:14:42,666
(slow fanfare music)

296
00:14:54,166 –> 00:14:56,208
– You may proceed.

297
00:14:56,208 –> 00:14:57,708
– Yes, Your Majesty,

298
00:14:57,708 –> 00:15:00,625
preparations for the Jungle
Festival are underway.

299
00:15:00,625 –> 00:15:03,041
We’ve spared no expense, my Lord,

300
00:15:03,041 –> 00:15:06,375
a royal photographer, a
decadent feast to enjoy,

301
00:15:06,375 –> 00:15:09,916
and we’ve hired your favorite
artist to sing for you.

302
00:15:09,916 –> 00:15:14,166
– Very good, very good,
everything must be perfect.

303
00:15:15,041 –> 00:15:17,541
Today’s festival is important.

304
00:15:18,500 –> 00:15:21,833
I am going to make a royal announcement.

305
00:15:23,041 –> 00:15:24,458
– Announcement, my Lord?

306
00:15:24,458 –> 00:15:27,708
– Calm yourself, super guard, control.

307
00:15:27,708 –> 00:15:32,625
Everything will be revealed
at today’s festival. (sighs)

308
00:15:32,625 –> 00:15:36,958
That is all.
(slow orchestral music)

309
00:15:39,791 –> 00:15:42,375
– My Lord, as usual I’m here for you.

310
00:15:42,375 –> 00:15:44,875
Whatever you wish, I will provide.

311
00:15:44,875 –> 00:15:47,416
– Of course you will, Fitna.

312
00:15:47,416 –> 00:15:50,416
I need your advice on a delicate matter.

313
00:15:50,416 –> 00:15:52,250
– You need my advice?

314
00:15:52,250 –> 00:15:53,375
– Fitna, more than anyone,

315
00:15:53,375 –> 00:15:56,750
you know how long I’ve
been sitting on the throne.

316
00:15:56,750 –> 00:15:59,250
But I don’t feel I can continue my duties.

317
00:15:59,250 –> 00:16:01,500
My arthritis has gotten worse.

318
00:16:01,500 –> 00:16:05,416
I’m even having trouble
with my, don’t ask.

319
00:16:05,416 –> 00:16:08,291
I believe it’s now time for young Shazad

320
00:16:08,291 –> 00:16:11,375
to replace me and ascend to my throne.

321
00:16:11,375 –> 00:16:12,375
– You don’t mean–

322
00:16:12,375 –> 00:16:15,708
– Ah, the announcement
I will make today is,

323
00:16:15,708 –> 00:16:19,125
from this day forward, the
prince shall take his place

324
00:16:19,125 –> 00:16:20,333
on the throne.

325
00:16:20,333 –> 00:16:21,791
– You mean Prince Shazad?

326
00:16:21,791 –> 00:16:23,458
– Yes, you agree?

327
00:16:23,458 –> 00:16:26,625
– Well, what an idea,
what a great idea, sir.

328
00:16:26,625 –> 00:16:29,250
– I will admit to you that
I do have some concerns.

329
00:16:29,250 –> 00:16:31,583
– Concern, what’s your concern?

330
00:16:31,583 –> 00:16:33,541
– I know the prince is immature.

331
00:16:33,541 –> 00:16:37,750
He’s always on Facebook, putting
up nonsense like selfies.

332
00:16:37,750 –> 00:16:40,458
That’s why I’m not sure
he’s ready for the throne.

333
00:16:40,458 –> 00:16:42,375
– Sadly, it’s true, my Lord.

334
00:16:42,375 –> 00:16:45,041
The prince can be very immature,

335
00:16:45,041 –> 00:16:48,125
self absorbed, and rather simple minded.

336
00:16:48,125 –> 00:16:51,041
In fact, there’s some who
would say he’s no lion at all–

337
00:16:51,041 –> 00:16:51,875
– Who says that?

338
00:16:51,875 –> 00:16:54,750
– Well, I don’t say that,
I don’t say that at all.

339
00:16:54,750 –> 00:16:56,541
– Very good, very good.

340
00:16:56,541 –> 00:16:58,500
– I’m sure once the prince
is sitting comfortably

341
00:16:58,500 –> 00:16:59,500
on the throne,

342
00:16:59,500 –> 00:17:02,750
he’ll become exactly the
king we all know he can be.

343
00:17:02,750 –> 00:17:03,625
– Really?

344
00:17:03,625 –> 00:17:05,416
– But of course, my King, of course.

345
00:17:05,416 –> 00:17:07,375
– Fitna, you can’t deny one thing.

346
00:17:07,375 –> 00:17:09,291
The prince is not very
popular with the animals

347
00:17:09,291 –> 00:17:12,041
of this country, so I doubt
they would accept him.

348
00:17:12,041 –> 00:17:13,625
We can’t expect to live peacefully

349
00:17:13,625 –> 00:17:15,208
if the animals are unhappy.

350
00:17:15,208 –> 00:17:17,291
– Animals, they’ll do what we tell them.

351
00:17:17,291 –> 00:17:19,708
– No, Fitna, no way,
this country’s love is

352
00:17:19,708 –> 00:17:23,458
what gives him strength, a
king must rule with his heart.

353
00:17:23,458 –> 00:17:27,083
Otherwise, his time on the
throne won’t be very long.

354
00:17:27,083 –> 00:17:29,666
So the animals must love him.

355
00:17:29,666 –> 00:17:31,583
– There is a way, of course,

356
00:17:31,583 –> 00:17:34,041
but I don’t think you’re
gonna like it very much.

357
00:17:34,041 –> 00:17:34,875
– Fitna?

358
00:17:34,875 –> 00:17:36,333
– My Lord, what if we were

359
00:17:36,333 –> 00:17:40,166
to turn our great nation into a democracy

360
00:17:40,166 –> 00:17:43,000
and let the animals choose
the king themselves?

361
00:17:43,000 –> 00:17:45,583
– Democracy, what kind
of nonsense is that?

362
00:17:45,583 –> 00:17:48,083
– Only for public, just for show,

363
00:17:48,083 –> 00:17:52,625
but our democracy will in
reality be a hypocrisy.

364
00:17:52,625 –> 00:17:55,750
We control everything,
animals will think they voted

365
00:17:55,750 –> 00:17:59,500
for a king, but except
everything’s been already fixed.

366
00:17:59,500 –> 00:18:02,708
As long as things go according
to plan, the prince wins.

367
00:18:02,708 –> 00:18:04,083
It’s the same way humans choose

368
00:18:04,083 –> 00:18:06,250
their own king all over
the world, you see?

369
00:18:06,250 –> 00:18:08,500
– No, no way, I refuse to copy them.

370
00:18:08,500 –> 00:18:09,333
– Eh?

371
00:18:09,333 –> 00:18:14,083
– I refuse to sink my throne
to their level, we are done.

372
00:18:16,041 –> 00:18:21,041
Democracy, election, (scoffs)
what will they think of next?

373
00:18:24,000 –> 00:18:24,916
– Miss Fitna–

374
00:18:24,916 –> 00:18:25,875
– I didn’t do it.

375
00:18:25,875 –> 00:18:27,958
Godzilla, where have you been?

376
00:18:27,958 –> 00:18:30,083
– In here, but hiding from
the king, he scares me.

377
00:18:30,083 –> 00:18:31,458
You have to admit it yourself,

378
00:18:31,458 –> 00:18:33,291
he scares you as well, right?

379
00:18:33,291 –> 00:18:37,208
You don’t want to have
your pretty head cut off.

380
00:18:37,208 –> 00:18:41,833
– Scared, (laughs) far
from it, you scaly fool.

381
00:18:41,833 –> 00:18:44,958
Yes, lions and elephants
are stronger than I,

382
00:18:44,958 –> 00:18:49,333
but the last time you went to
a circus, did you see a fox?

383
00:18:49,333 –> 00:18:53,125
Go on, have you ever seen
a fox dance in a circus?

384
00:18:53,125 –> 00:18:54,833
– Madame, I only go to the circus

385
00:18:54,833 –> 00:18:57,041
because I want to see the clowns.

386
00:18:57,041 –> 00:18:58,625
Oh, I forgot, I also have a sweet tooth,

387
00:18:58,625 –> 00:19:00,333
so I always get the cotton candy.

388
00:19:00,333 –> 00:19:02,958
– You talk such foolish
nonsense, you coward.

389
00:19:02,958 –> 00:19:05,208
I have a plan, where’s Jambora?

390
00:19:05,208 –> 00:19:06,750
He’s the one I need.

391
00:19:06,750 –> 00:19:08,333
– You know how Jambora is.

392
00:19:08,333 –> 00:19:10,875
He’s either out there putting
on a show, or he’s dead.

393
00:19:10,875 –> 00:19:12,166
– I don’t care what he’s doing.

394
00:19:12,166 –> 00:19:16,666
I got a show he’s gonna love. (scats)

395
00:19:17,750 –> 00:19:20,500
Move it. (scats)

396
00:19:22,166 –> 00:19:24,750
(upbeat music)

397
00:19:26,666 –> 00:19:29,250
♪ Monkey News ♪

398
00:19:29,250 –> 00:19:32,500
– You are watching Monkey News,

399
00:19:32,500 –> 00:19:35,500
our great nation’s
number one news channel.

400
00:19:35,500 –> 00:19:39,708
Breaking news, Prince Shazad
broke up a peaceful protest,

401
00:19:39,708 –> 00:19:42,208
speeding around in his Ferrari,

402
00:19:42,208 –> 00:19:44,708
a Ferrari, a Ferrari, Ferrari.

403
00:19:46,208 –> 00:19:48,500
Well, out there, we’d
like to hear from you.

404
00:19:48,500 –> 00:19:50,500
Should the prince face charges?

405
00:19:50,500 –> 00:19:55,250
You tell us, tweet us using
hashtag Prince at Protest.

406
00:19:55,250 –> 00:19:58,958
Stay tuned for more (grunts) Monkey News.

407
00:19:58,958 –> 00:20:00,416
It’s a family thing.

408
00:20:00,416 –> 00:20:01,250
(upbeat music)

409
00:20:01,250 –> 00:20:02,125
♪ Monkey News ♪

410
00:20:02,125 –> 00:20:05,041
– Hey, boss, the ratings are falling.

411
00:20:05,041 –> 00:20:07,708
We need some earth shaking news.

412
00:20:09,583 –> 00:20:11,416
– Do you really think I don’t know that?

413
00:20:11,416 –> 00:20:13,750
News like that doesn’t just walk in.

414
00:20:13,750 –> 00:20:17,666
– Mr. Jambora, today
must be your lucky day.

415
00:20:17,666 –> 00:20:22,666
– Miss Fitna, what have you
brought me today, a scandal?

416
00:20:22,750 –> 00:20:26,375
– Jambora, can you tell me
why you keep that thing?

417
00:20:26,375 –> 00:20:28,083
– These monkeys truly represent

418
00:20:28,083 –> 00:20:31,500
our three guiding principles, speak evil,

419
00:20:31,500 –> 00:20:36,250
hear evil, and show evil,
because evil means big ratings,

420
00:20:37,250 –> 00:20:41,416
and big ratings means big money. (laughs)

421
00:20:41,416 –> 00:20:44,541
– I’ve come to give you
some really juicy news.

422
00:20:44,541 –> 00:20:46,750
– Oh, is it evil news?

423
00:20:46,750 –> 00:20:48,875
– I only bring you the news I have.

424
00:20:48,875 –> 00:20:51,541
You’re the one who makes it evil news.

425
00:20:51,541 –> 00:20:53,750
– Fine, speak right into the ear.

426
00:20:53,750 –> 00:20:55,750
– Okay, here it is, listen closely.

427
00:20:55,750 –> 00:20:58,916
King Khan has decided something crazy.

428
00:21:02,625 –> 00:21:05,375
– Welcome to the Jungle Festival.

429
00:21:07,583 –> 00:21:10,041
(upbeat fanfare music)

430
00:21:10,041 –> 00:21:15,041
(crowd cheers)
(whimsical orchestral music)

431
00:21:21,750 –> 00:21:24,875
– Predators, prey,
undecided, who will take

432
00:21:24,875 –> 00:21:28,041
on the bovine behemoth, Tsunami?

433
00:21:28,041 –> 00:21:30,083
Tempt your fate, win a prize.

434
00:21:30,083 –> 00:21:32,333
– Well, boys, something’s happening.

435
00:21:32,333 –> 00:21:34,583
What do you think today’s
announcement’s gonna be?

436
00:21:34,583 –> 00:21:35,666
Although I gotta admit,

437
00:21:35,666 –> 00:21:37,416
I don’t think it’s
gonna be anything great.

438
00:21:37,416 –> 00:21:42,250
– No, no, I bet he’s gonna give
Prince Shazad a new Ferrari.

439
00:21:42,250 –> 00:21:47,041
Hey, it’s Mangu, hey, donkey
boy, we got a score to settle.

440
00:21:47,041 –> 00:21:49,125
– Huh, the Bull Brothers?

441
00:21:49,125 –> 00:21:50,750
Feet, don’t fail me now.

442
00:21:50,750 –> 00:21:54,250
(lively orchestral music)

443
00:22:04,833 –> 00:22:09,583
– The Tsunami, (mumbles),
is anyone brave enough

444
00:22:09,583 –> 00:22:14,541
to risk his life?
(audience cheers)

445
00:22:14,541 –> 00:22:18,375
A volunteer, this wonderful
donkey will risk his life

446
00:22:18,375 –> 00:22:19,958
and limb for your amusement.

447
00:22:19,958 –> 00:22:20,791
– No, no, no–

448
00:22:20,791 –> 00:22:21,958
– You’re a brave donkey.
– No, no, no, no, no.

449
00:22:21,958 –> 00:22:23,708
– A very brave donkey.
– No, no, no, no, no.

450
00:22:23,708 –> 00:22:25,458
– I hope you’ve notified your next of kin.

451
00:22:25,458 –> 00:22:27,625
– There’s been a mistake, I can’t fight.

452
00:22:27,625 –> 00:22:30,750
– It’s Mangu versus Tsunami.

453
00:22:30,750 –> 00:22:33,416
(Tsunami roars)

454
00:22:37,333 –> 00:22:39,041
(Mangu trembles)

455
00:22:39,041 –> 00:22:42,291
(dramatic brass music)

456
00:22:43,541 –> 00:22:46,458
– My nephew, that bull is gonna kill him.

457
00:22:46,458 –> 00:22:48,041
Who will do the washing?

458
00:22:48,041 –> 00:22:51,041
– That silly little donkey,
two seconds, he’ll be dead.

459
00:22:51,041 –> 00:22:52,041
– Make that just one.

460
00:22:52,041 –> 00:22:53,458
– No, no, no, no.

461
00:22:55,208 –> 00:22:59,375
My friend, let’s just
talk instead of fighting.

462
00:22:59,375 –> 00:23:00,500
A little chat?

463
00:23:00,500 –> 00:23:01,916
(whistle tweets)

464
00:23:01,916 –> 00:23:05,083
(upbeat guitar music)

465
00:23:09,708 –> 00:23:12,833
(audience cheers)

466
00:23:12,833 –> 00:23:16,333
(upbeat orchestral music)

467
00:23:29,083 –> 00:23:31,916
(audience cheers)

468
00:23:32,833 –> 00:23:34,875
(dramatic orchestral music)

469
00:23:34,875 –> 00:23:37,708
(Mangu cries out)

470
00:23:40,833 –> 00:23:45,833
(audience cheers)
(upbeat orchestral music)

471
00:23:47,125 –> 00:23:50,041
– Mangu, use this to hypnotize him.

472
00:23:52,625 –> 00:23:55,791
(slow Carnatic music)

473
00:24:06,875 –> 00:24:10,541
(dramatic orchestral music)

474
00:24:14,125 –> 00:24:16,875
(Tsunami snorts)

475
00:24:20,875 –> 00:24:22,000
(audience cheers)

476
00:24:22,000 –> 00:24:23,375
(Tsunami farts)

477
00:24:23,375 –> 00:24:24,708
– He beat him?

478
00:24:24,708 –> 00:24:28,041
We’d better go before he comes after us.

479
00:24:29,208 –> 00:24:32,666
– Ladies and gentlemen,
Mangu beat Tsunami.

480
00:24:32,666 –> 00:24:36,375
He was the one person brave
enough to take on the bull.

481
00:24:36,375 –> 00:24:40,041
And now His Majesty, King
Khan, has an announcement.

482
00:24:40,041 –> 00:24:43,375
(slow orchestral music)

483
00:24:45,416 –> 00:24:47,833
– Hear me, one and all.

484
00:24:47,833 –> 00:24:50,833
Although I have spent
my whole life carrying

485
00:24:50,833 –> 00:24:53,750
and watching over your little lives,

486
00:24:53,750 –> 00:24:56,458
all good things must come to an end.

487
00:24:56,458 –> 00:24:59,750
And so I hereby announce my departure,

488
00:24:59,750 –> 00:25:02,375
and I shall step down as your king.

489
00:25:02,375 –> 00:25:03,833
But a new king will rise.

490
00:25:03,833 –> 00:25:05,708
– [Audience] What, a new king?

491
00:25:05,708 –> 00:25:07,208
– Yes, a new king,

492
00:25:08,791 –> 00:25:10,666
a king who is younger.

493
00:25:10,666 –> 00:25:13,125
After much consideration, I have come

494
00:25:13,125 –> 00:25:17,125
to an inescapable conclusion, that yes,

495
00:25:17,125 –> 00:25:21,291
my young son you know as Prince
Shazad is the best choice

496
00:25:21,291 –> 00:25:23,875
to take my place on the throne.

497
00:25:27,041 –> 00:25:31,208
– The prince, he’s a spoiled
brat who cares for nobody.

498
00:25:31,208 –> 00:25:33,458
How will he make a good king?

499
00:25:33,458 –> 00:25:35,541
– I hear that your prince is a lazy bum.

500
00:25:35,541 –> 00:25:38,416
I think we should just
reject him, how about you?

501
00:25:38,416 –> 00:25:41,291
– You’re right, no, we
can’t accept him as king,

502
00:25:41,291 –> 00:25:43,708
not the prince, unacceptable.

503
00:25:44,666 –> 00:25:46,833
(overlapping chattering)

504
00:25:46,833 –> 00:25:48,708
– [Audience Members] Unacceptable.

505
00:25:48,708 –> 00:25:52,125
(overlapping chattering)

506
00:25:55,583 –> 00:25:59,041
– My Lord, the people
are not happy, not happy.

507
00:25:59,041 –> 00:26:01,541
(Khan growls)

508
00:26:03,666 –> 00:26:06,625
– My King, my King, if
you lose your temper now,

509
00:26:06,625 –> 00:26:08,833
things could get very ugly.

510
00:26:08,833 –> 00:26:11,250
Remember my proposal to hold elections?

511
00:26:11,250 –> 00:26:12,791
That’s the way we get what we want

512
00:26:12,791 –> 00:26:14,041
and keep the animals happy.

513
00:26:14,041 –> 00:26:18,583
– Quiet!
(slow orchestral music)

514
00:26:18,583 –> 00:26:21,000
I have not finished my announcement.

515
00:26:21,000 –> 00:26:25,208
Shazad is my choice, but then
something occurred to me.

516
00:26:25,208 –> 00:26:27,750
Our nation needs something modern.

517
00:26:27,750 –> 00:26:31,458
You, the animals, should
have rule by democracy.

518
00:26:31,458 –> 00:26:36,208
You will vote, you shall select
your next king by decree.

519
00:26:37,291 –> 00:26:40,958
I’m told the humans
have a similar practice.

520
00:26:42,750 –> 00:26:46,208
Now, of all of you, who will step forward

521
00:26:46,208 –> 00:26:48,666
and run against the prince
for the democratic right

522
00:26:48,666 –> 00:26:51,083
to be your king, huh, anyone?

523
00:26:52,208 –> 00:26:53,958
– One moment, your Highness,

524
00:26:53,958 –> 00:26:57,291
how can anyone here possibly
compete with the prince?

525
00:26:57,291 –> 00:26:59,583
As you know, we are but common animals.

526
00:26:59,583 –> 00:27:02,333
– No, no, His Majesty has spoken.

527
00:27:02,333 –> 00:27:04,791
He says the animals will
choose their next king,

528
00:27:04,791 –> 00:27:07,291
and when His Majesty has made a decision,

529
00:27:07,291 –> 00:27:09,291
nothing in the world
could change it one bit.

530
00:27:09,291 –> 00:27:12,750
Isn’t that right? (laughs)

531
00:27:12,750 –> 00:27:17,000
– Of course, of course,
and so it is now decided,

532
00:27:17,000 –> 00:27:18,666
leading the search to find someone

533
00:27:18,666 –> 00:27:22,416
to run against the prince
will be Fitna here.

534
00:27:22,416 –> 00:27:24,875
In exactly two weeks from today,

535
00:27:24,875 –> 00:27:26,458
we’ll hold the first election

536
00:27:26,458 –> 00:27:29,541
in our nation’s history, that is all.

537
00:27:34,708 –> 00:27:37,791
(upbeat poppy music)

538
00:27:48,083 –> 00:27:50,958
– Welcome, ladies and
gentlemen, to “Royal Idol,”

539
00:27:50,958 –> 00:27:52,958
the show where we search the entire nation

540
00:27:52,958 –> 00:27:56,083
for a reality TV star
to be the brand new king

541
00:27:56,083 –> 00:28:00,000
of Azadnagar, based on
a 30 second audition.

542
00:28:00,000 –> 00:28:03,375
– Why should you be our new king?

543
00:28:03,375 –> 00:28:06,625
– To be a good king, you
have to love the people,

544
00:28:06,625 –> 00:28:09,000
and I’m all about loving all the people,

545
00:28:09,000 –> 00:28:12,625
I really do, (laughs) all of them!

546
00:28:12,625 –> 00:28:16,333
– If you make me the king of
the United States of Azadnagar,

547
00:28:16,333 –> 00:28:19,291
I’ll be the best king of
all time, the greatest.

548
00:28:19,291 –> 00:28:21,083
I will drain the swamp

549
00:28:21,083 –> 00:28:23,083
’cause nobody will do it better than me.

550
00:28:23,083 –> 00:28:26,250
And I get the ratings, TVs always love me.

551
00:28:26,250 –> 00:28:27,708
You know you love me.

552
00:28:27,708 –> 00:28:29,208
– This is a very simple matter.

553
00:28:29,208 –> 00:28:32,291
The next king should be a goat like me.

554
00:28:32,291 –> 00:28:34,791
– A true king has to be able
to move and have perfect pitch.

555
00:28:34,791 –> 00:28:36,125
We do, let’s show them.

556
00:28:36,125 –> 00:28:37,916
– [Both] One, two, three, four.

557
00:28:37,916 –> 00:28:39,666
♪ Boom, we blow your mind,
boom, we blow your mind ♪

558
00:28:39,666 –> 00:28:41,208
♪ Boom, we blow your mind ♪

559
00:28:41,208 –> 00:28:44,875
♪ You can’t handle our
beat, but you need it ♪

560
00:28:44,875 –> 00:28:48,333
♪ It was trapped in your
butts but we freed it ♪

561
00:28:48,333 –> 00:28:51,708
♪ If you make us the
king, we will see this ♪

562
00:28:51,708 –> 00:28:54,708
– The problem with this
country are the children.

563
00:28:54,708 –> 00:28:57,083
They are given too much freedom.

564
00:28:57,083 –> 00:29:00,583
If I am king, they will be
given much less freedom.

565
00:29:00,583 –> 00:29:02,833
– Hello, hello, you can stop the search.

566
00:29:02,833 –> 00:29:05,083
I am here, you will make me
the king, what’s the holdup?

567
00:29:05,083 –> 00:29:08,791
I just know you won’t let me
have it because I’m a woman.

568
00:29:08,791 –> 00:29:11,458
– Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, you know me from MNN.

569
00:29:11,458 –> 00:29:13,208
Today I would like to
break a major scandal

570
00:29:13,208 –> 00:29:15,958
and speak truth to power,
it pains me to say it,

571
00:29:15,958 –> 00:29:17,708
but the facts are quite clear.

572
00:29:17,708 –> 00:29:20,208
Corruption, it’s everywhere,
including the king,

573
00:29:20,208 –> 00:29:22,083
who is robbing the country blind.

574
00:29:22,083 –> 00:29:24,958
I have to tell you this,
the truth can’t be denied.

575
00:29:24,958 –> 00:29:26,333
The country needs a change,

576
00:29:26,333 –> 00:29:28,625
and I’m the change the
country needs, vote for me.

577
00:29:28,625 –> 00:29:30,291
– Audition, audition, audition, audition,

578
00:29:30,291 –> 00:29:32,833
audition, audition, that is my audition.

579
00:29:32,833 –> 00:29:35,625
It’s an excellent audition,
what more do you fools want?

580
00:29:35,625 –> 00:29:39,000
♪ You can’t handle our
beat but you need it ♪

581
00:29:39,000 –> 00:29:42,083
(upbeat poppy music)

582
00:29:49,875 –> 00:29:50,791
– Really, this is terrible.

583
00:29:50,791 –> 00:29:53,125
Watching these wannabes
is giving me a headache.

584
00:29:53,125 –> 00:29:54,583
Why does this have to be so hard?

585
00:29:54,583 –> 00:29:56,291
My hat would make a better king.

586
00:29:56,291 –> 00:29:58,541
The prince will run unopposed,

587
00:29:58,541 –> 00:30:01,458
and the king will be so
upset he’ll have our heads.

588
00:30:01,458 –> 00:30:03,583
– No, no, we cannot give up.

589
00:30:03,583 –> 00:30:06,333
We really must have a
competitive election.

590
00:30:06,333 –> 00:30:09,000
We need someone to run against the prince,

591
00:30:09,000 –> 00:30:11,375
I don’t care if it’s a donkey.

592
00:30:11,375 –> 00:30:12,625
– What, donkey?

593
00:30:13,583 –> 00:30:17,833
Donkey, that’s it, Jambora,
a donkey, what an idea.

594
00:30:17,833 –> 00:30:20,458
Quick, the washerman, what’s his name?

595
00:30:20,458 –> 00:30:21,291
– Mangu?

596
00:30:21,291 –> 00:30:23,500
– Yes, that’s it, go and bring him back.

597
00:30:23,500 –> 00:30:25,166
– But that donkey is such a–

598
00:30:25,166 –> 00:30:28,916
– I know he’s a joke, but he’s
a joke that belongs to us.

599
00:30:28,916 –> 00:30:31,083
He’s exactly what we
need in this situation.

600
00:30:31,083 –> 00:30:33,250
He’s someone who will do whatever we say.

601
00:30:33,250 –> 00:30:35,291
We’ll come out of this
smelling like roses.

602
00:30:35,291 –> 00:30:36,875
“Royal Idol” has a winner.

603
00:30:36,875 –> 00:30:40,416
– “Royal Idol” audition
number 419, take one, action.

604
00:30:40,416 –> 00:30:42,125
– Hello out there, my name is Mangu,

605
00:30:42,125 –> 00:30:46,916
and I’ll be the donkey king. (brays)

606
00:30:46,916 –> 00:30:47,750
(Mangu snorts)

607
00:30:47,750 –> 00:30:51,208
– Cut, cut, cut, you’re
terrible, total disaster.

608
00:30:51,208 –> 00:30:53,000
No one in the world would vote for you.

609
00:30:53,000 –> 00:30:54,333
He belongs in the dumpster.

610
00:30:54,333 –> 00:30:57,666
– This wasn’t my idea, anyway,
I’d make a rotten king.

611
00:30:57,666 –> 00:30:59,208
– Don’t talk like that, Mangu.

612
00:30:59,208 –> 00:31:00,916
You’re the perfect choice
to lead this country

613
00:31:00,916 –> 00:31:03,291
in a new direction, who
better than a donkey

614
00:31:03,291 –> 00:31:05,541
to bear the burden of leading our people?

615
00:31:05,541 –> 00:31:07,791
– Oh, no, Madame, I
couldn’t possibly do that.

616
00:31:07,791 –> 00:31:10,125
– Silly Mangu, of course you can.

617
00:31:10,125 –> 00:31:12,458
Think of the endless possibilities.

618
00:31:12,458 –> 00:31:16,458
When you’re king, you’ll have
tons of money, a huge mansion,

619
00:31:16,458 –> 00:31:18,333
a beautiful girlfriend who will shower you

620
00:31:18,333 –> 00:31:21,250
with love and other things.

621
00:31:21,250 –> 00:31:22,583
– My dream girl?

622
00:31:24,416 –> 00:31:27,333
(slow poppy music)

623
00:31:29,416 –> 00:31:34,416
♪ You are my dream girl ♪

624
00:31:39,333 –> 00:31:42,666
♪ You are my dream girl ♪

625
00:31:44,208 –> 00:31:46,791
– Mangu, yoo hoo, Mangu, Mangu?

626
00:31:47,791 –> 00:31:48,916
– Yeah, I’m with you.

627
00:31:48,916 –> 00:31:49,916
– You have to realize

628
00:31:49,916 –> 00:31:52,750
you can have everything
you’ve ever wanted.

629
00:31:52,750 –> 00:31:53,583
– Everything?

630
00:31:53,583 –> 00:31:57,750
– Of course, come with me,
let me show you something.

631
00:31:57,750 –> 00:32:01,791
Come along, just look at this
palace, imagine living here.

632
00:32:01,791 –> 00:32:03,875
– Madame, the king has
stepped out for a moment,

633
00:32:03,875 –> 00:32:04,833
but he’ll return.

634
00:32:04,833 –> 00:32:07,666
– That’s quite all right,
just two minutes, please.

635
00:32:07,666 –> 00:32:10,125
Now, donkey, doesn’t
this make you feel good?

636
00:32:10,125 –> 00:32:13,250
– Oh, Madame, just
being here terrifies me.

637
00:32:13,250 –> 00:32:15,666
– Good, the king will be here any moment.

638
00:32:15,666 –> 00:32:17,666
– No, Miss Fitna, I don’t belong here.

639
00:32:17,666 –> 00:32:20,458
I am only a humble washerman donkey.

640
00:32:20,458 –> 00:32:23,000
– Mangu, being a donkey is not your fault,

641
00:32:23,000 –> 00:32:24,750
but acting like a little coward,

642
00:32:24,750 –> 00:32:27,125
you’re the one who’s making that choice,

643
00:32:27,125 –> 00:32:28,750
and it is a choice that is going to stay

644
00:32:28,750 –> 00:32:30,833
with you and haunt you your whole life.

645
00:32:30,833 –> 00:32:33,708
Are you sure that’s what
you really want, Mangu?

646
00:32:33,708 –> 00:32:36,000
– Huh, me as the king, who is she kidding?

647
00:32:36,000 –> 00:32:38,166
What kind of idiot will follow a donkey?

648
00:32:38,166 –> 00:32:40,416
– Boy, get over here.

649
00:32:40,416 –> 00:32:41,375
– Again with the cane?

650
00:32:41,375 –> 00:32:42,541
– Why are you leaving?

651
00:32:42,541 –> 00:32:44,875
– Come on, Dad, I don’t
belong in the palace.

652
00:32:44,875 –> 00:32:47,000
– If not here, then where
exactly do you think

653
00:32:47,000 –> 00:32:50,708
you would belong, my son,
washing clothes forever?

654
00:32:50,708 –> 00:32:53,375
This is your one chance
to do so much more.

655
00:32:53,375 –> 00:32:54,375
– What can I do?

656
00:32:54,375 –> 00:32:55,583
– You always have a choice.

657
00:32:55,583 –> 00:32:58,666
Some wait their whole lives
for an opportunity like this.

658
00:32:58,666 –> 00:33:00,166
I don’t want you to fail to hear

659
00:33:00,166 –> 00:33:02,541
that doorbell, you gotta answer it.

660
00:33:02,541 –> 00:33:05,166
You may not get this
opportunity ever again.

661
00:33:05,166 –> 00:33:07,375
– So should I say yes?

662
00:33:07,375 –> 00:33:10,000
– You fool, have you
not heard a single word

663
00:33:10,000 –> 00:33:11,625
that I’ve said out here?

664
00:33:11,625 –> 00:33:14,791
Of course you’re going to say yes, go.

665
00:33:17,125 –> 00:33:18,166
– Miss Fitna.

666
00:33:18,166 –> 00:33:20,708
(dramatic orchestral music)

667
00:33:20,708 –> 00:33:21,958
I’ve decided that I’m ready

668
00:33:21,958 –> 00:33:24,083
to carry the burden of the kingdom.

669
00:33:24,083 –> 00:33:25,166
(Fitna cheers)

670
00:33:25,166 –> 00:33:27,250
– I told you so, I told
you so, I told you so.

671
00:33:27,250 –> 00:33:28,083
– On one condition.

672
00:33:28,083 –> 00:33:29,916
(dramatic orchestral music)

673
00:33:29,916 –> 00:33:32,333
I will carry the burden of the kingdom,

674
00:33:32,333 –> 00:33:35,375
but I can’t handle if it
weighs any more than 30 pounds.

675
00:33:35,375 –> 00:33:37,541
I have a bad back, here, you want to see?

676
00:33:37,541 –> 00:33:38,375
– No.

677
00:33:38,375 –> 00:33:39,458
– As you wish.

678
00:33:39,458 –> 00:33:42,416
– What a fool this donkey
is, that he actually thinks

679
00:33:42,416 –> 00:33:46,750
he could rule this kingdom
by himself. (laughs)

680
00:33:46,750 –> 00:33:49,416
(Shazad laughs)

681
00:33:52,666 –> 00:33:55,000
– Oh, Miss Fitna, Miss Fitna,

682
00:33:55,000 –> 00:33:58,833
say it again, just one more time. (laughs)

683
00:33:58,833 –> 00:34:00,041
– Prince Shazad, you will–

684
00:34:00,041 –> 00:34:03,916
(Shazad laughs hysterically)

685
00:34:03,916 –> 00:34:07,666
– I can’t take it, I
can’t take it. (laughs)

686
00:34:07,666 –> 00:34:09,625
– What’s all this big laughing about?

687
00:34:09,625 –> 00:34:11,375
One simple question for you,

688
00:34:11,375 –> 00:34:13,875
have you been able to
find a candidate yet?

689
00:34:13,875 –> 00:34:18,666
– Dad, it’s even better. (laughs)

690
00:34:18,666 –> 00:34:19,500
– Fitna?

691
00:34:19,500 –> 00:34:23,333
– Yes, sir, the opposition
candidate will be Mangu.

692
00:34:23,333 –> 00:34:26,000
– Oh, the donkey from the arena.

693
00:34:27,208 –> 00:34:31,500
– Dad, he does laundry. (laughs)

694
00:34:31,500 –> 00:34:34,250
– You see, you are certain to become king,

695
00:34:34,250 –> 00:34:37,083
to victory. (blows kisses)

696
00:34:37,083 –> 00:34:38,500
– Someone will have to be in charge

697
00:34:38,500 –> 00:34:39,916
of the prince’s campaign,

698
00:34:39,916 –> 00:34:42,291
and that will be your job, Miss Fitna.

699
00:34:42,291 –> 00:34:44,583
– I’ll take care of
everything, you just lay down

700
00:34:44,583 –> 00:34:46,291
and sleep through it all.

701
00:34:46,291 –> 00:34:49,625
– Yes, a nap is what I really need.

702
00:34:49,625 –> 00:34:52,416
(Khan groans)

703
00:34:52,416 –> 00:34:53,458
Oh, my arthritis.

704
00:34:53,458 –> 00:34:55,250
– Little does the king know yet,

705
00:34:55,250 –> 00:34:57,958
but when the credits roll
at the end of this film,

706
00:34:57,958 –> 00:35:01,208
I’ll be the one sitting
on the throne. (laughs)

707
00:35:01,208 –> 00:35:03,083
– I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.

708
00:35:03,083 –> 00:35:05,875
I love this election, nothing
could stop the prince now

709
00:35:05,875 –> 00:35:09,583
from becoming king, it’s
totally in the bag ski.

710
00:35:09,583 –> 00:35:12,250
– We will stop him, we’ll
make the donkey king.

711
00:35:12,250 –> 00:35:15,250
– What, but I thought that, I’m confused.

712
00:35:15,250 –> 00:35:16,916
– Will you hack into the voting machines?

713
00:35:16,916 –> 00:35:19,125
– No, we don’t need to do that.

714
00:35:19,125 –> 00:35:20,375
We’ll use your news channel

715
00:35:20,375 –> 00:35:22,250
to make people think Mangu is a hero,

716
00:35:22,250 –> 00:35:25,041
and the prince is horrible.

717
00:35:25,041 –> 00:35:27,625
– I like the idea because a
foolish king is a great source

718
00:35:27,625 –> 00:35:29,208
of scandalous news.

719
00:35:29,208 –> 00:35:32,375
My ratings will likely go
completely through the roof.

720
00:35:32,375 –> 00:35:34,416
– And what if the king should
find out about your plans?

721
00:35:34,416 –> 00:35:38,958
– Watch, see that pocket,
keep your eye on the ball.

722
00:35:38,958 –> 00:35:40,416
(slow orchestral music)

723
00:35:40,416 –> 00:35:42,625
– Huh, you were aiming for this ball.

724
00:35:42,625 –> 00:35:44,791
I don’t know how you did that, mind blown.

725
00:35:44,791 –> 00:35:46,375
– This is how we will control every aspect

726
00:35:46,375 –> 00:35:48,041
of the upcoming election, you see.

727
00:35:48,041 –> 00:35:50,416
I will accompany the
prince everywhere he goes.

728
00:35:50,416 –> 00:35:52,083
You two will follow Mangu,

729
00:35:52,083 –> 00:35:54,250
and everything he says
should sound brilliant.

730
00:35:54,250 –> 00:35:56,041
But every time the prince makes a mistake,

731
00:35:56,041 –> 00:35:58,333
you have to have a reporter on the scene,

732
00:35:58,333 –> 00:35:59,750
and that reporter will find a way

733
00:35:59,750 –> 00:36:02,041
to blow everything out of proportion.

734
00:36:02,041 –> 00:36:04,750
– I gotta say, your plan
is right up my alley.

735
00:36:04,750 –> 00:36:07,166
First we speak evil, then hear evil,

736
00:36:07,166 –> 00:36:09,958
and, of course, then show evil.

737
00:36:09,958 –> 00:36:13,208
(Godzilla scats)

738
00:36:13,208 –> 00:36:16,000
– I’ve always said lions
and elephants may be strong,

739
00:36:16,000 –> 00:36:20,083
but their real talent is to
perform like dogs in a circus.

740
00:36:20,083 –> 00:36:22,625
(Fitna laughs)

741
00:36:22,625 –> 00:36:27,333
(Fitna scats)
(Godzilla scats)

742
00:36:27,333 –> 00:36:29,500
– My friends and those
who are not my friends.

743
00:36:29,500 –> 00:36:31,583
As the song goes, “Times are changing,”

744
00:36:31,583 –> 00:36:33,666
and we must change with
those changing times,

745
00:36:33,666 –> 00:36:36,625
or the times will simply
change without us.

746
00:36:36,625 –> 00:36:39,250
Speaking of changing times, I
missed the bus this morning.

747
00:36:39,250 –> 00:36:41,541
And since we’re having a
conversation about buses,

748
00:36:41,541 –> 00:36:43,625
you should all know I
prefer the yellow bus.

749
00:36:43,625 –> 00:36:45,583
And while we’re on the subject of yellow,

750
00:36:45,583 –> 00:36:48,500
don’t you agree with me that
yellow bees are very annoying

751
00:36:48,500 –> 00:36:50,291
in the summer, and in the summertime,

752
00:36:50,291 –> 00:36:52,625
there’s nothing I love more
than going to the beach.

753
00:36:52,625 –> 00:36:55,416
Speaking of the beach in the
summertime, I cannot swim,

754
00:36:55,416 –> 00:36:58,500
so I just lie on the beach
and get all sandy. (laughs)

755
00:36:58,500 –> 00:37:00,083
– Cut, cut, cut.

756
00:37:00,083 –> 00:37:02,458
What in this nonsense
you’re speaking, donkey?

757
00:37:02,458 –> 00:37:03,958
– You gave me specific instructions

758
00:37:03,958 –> 00:37:05,791
and you said, “Talk like a politician.”

759
00:37:05,791 –> 00:37:08,250
– Mangu, my pea brained donkey friend,

760
00:37:08,250 –> 00:37:11,083
don’t try to be a
politician, just be yourself.

761
00:37:11,083 –> 00:37:13,375
– I can’t do this anymore, I’m out.

762
00:37:13,375 –> 00:37:16,125
– Godzilla, bring me that donkey.

763
00:37:17,541 –> 00:37:21,291
I said get the donkey,
go get me that donkey.

764
00:37:22,458 –> 00:37:26,208
(whimsical orchestral music)

765
00:37:27,291 –> 00:37:28,333
(group cries out)

766
00:37:28,333 –> 00:37:31,833
(lively orchestral music)

767
00:37:49,708 –> 00:37:54,250
– Just stop, calm down,
think happy thoughts.

768
00:37:54,250 –> 00:37:58,125
– Mangu, I have an idea,
we’ll write your speeches,

769
00:37:58,125 –> 00:37:59,791
and I’m sure they’ll be great.

770
00:37:59,791 –> 00:38:02,458
– Not only that, we’ll manage
every aspect of your campaign.

771
00:38:02,458 –> 00:38:06,041
Don’t worry, we’ll take
care of everything.

772
00:38:15,208 –> 00:38:17,125
– Oh, I’m just thinking here,

773
00:38:17,125 –> 00:38:20,000
but if Mangu wins, things will change.

774
00:38:20,000 –> 00:38:23,708
He’s a regular donkey,
not some stuck-up elitist.

775
00:38:23,708 –> 00:38:28,041
He’s a laundry man, he
has no love for the 1%.

776
00:38:28,041 –> 00:38:32,458
The 1% can die, (chuckles) but
you didn’t hear that from me,

777
00:38:32,458 –> 00:38:34,958
and if you did, no biggie.

778
00:38:34,958 –> 00:38:38,125
– Indeed, could that Mangu really win?

779
00:38:38,125 –> 00:38:40,208
The animals would all have a voice.

780
00:38:40,208 –> 00:38:42,875
Then we could really
turn this country around.

781
00:38:42,875 –> 00:38:44,958
I must spread the word.

782
00:38:44,958 –> 00:38:47,083
(dramatic orchestral music)

783
00:38:47,083 –> 00:38:49,166
(slow music)

784
00:38:49,166 –> 00:38:51,916
– My little jungle
animals, other nations like

785
00:38:51,916 –> 00:38:54,375
to send animals to the
moon, I’ll send them

786
00:38:54,375 –> 00:38:56,875
to the sun because it’s bigger.

787
00:38:56,875 –> 00:38:59,208
– Isn’t the sun incredibly hot?

788
00:38:59,208 –> 00:39:02,208
– Well, of course it is, that’s
why I’ll send them at night

789
00:39:02,208 –> 00:39:05,750
and not during the daytime, genius.

790
00:39:05,750 –> 00:39:07,458
– My friends, if you make me king,

791
00:39:07,458 –> 00:39:10,541
I will protect the rights of all animals.

792
00:39:10,541 –> 00:39:13,208
I will even protect the
rights of humans because,

793
00:39:13,208 –> 00:39:17,416
let’s face it, they have it
worse than we do, they do.

794
00:39:17,416 –> 00:39:18,541
– Don’t waste time,

795
00:39:18,541 –> 00:39:20,166
you have to go out
there and make promises.

796
00:39:20,166 –> 00:39:21,291
– But then I’d have to keep them.

797
00:39:21,291 –> 00:39:23,250
– Election promises
are just like balloons.

798
00:39:23,250 –> 00:39:26,291
After the election, you
ignore them and they deflate.

799
00:39:26,291 –> 00:39:28,708
– No longer will we push carts, instead,

800
00:39:28,708 –> 00:39:30,208
we will all have brand new cars

801
00:39:30,208 –> 00:39:32,166
to drive. (imitates engine revving)

802
00:39:32,166 –> 00:39:33,416
Out of the way.

803
00:39:35,166 –> 00:39:36,208
– When I am king,

804
00:39:36,208 –> 00:39:38,916
fortunes will decline
while poverty thrives.

805
00:39:38,916 –> 00:39:41,583
– You mean fortunes will
thrive as poverty declines?

806
00:39:41,583 –> 00:39:43,625
– That’s what I’m saying, you animals have

807
00:39:43,625 –> 00:39:46,083
to open up your ears and listen to me.

808
00:39:46,083 –> 00:39:49,041
Otherwise, how will poverty
ever be able to thrive?

809
00:39:49,041 –> 00:39:51,416
– Godzilla, have you ordered the food yet?

810
00:39:51,416 –> 00:39:52,250
– What for?

811
00:39:52,250 –> 00:39:54,541
– What for, let me explain it.

812
00:39:54,541 –> 00:39:57,833
People actually vote with
their bellies, their bellies.

813
00:39:57,833 –> 00:39:58,666
– When I am king,

814
00:39:58,666 –> 00:40:01,333
a new and vastly improved
country will emerge,

815
00:40:01,333 –> 00:40:04,000
and then we’ll sell the old one.

816
00:40:05,500 –> 00:40:06,708
– Any comments?

817
00:40:06,708 –> 00:40:09,125
– Four words, I hate donkeys.

818
00:40:10,041 –> 00:40:11,666
– You heard it here, how do you respond

819
00:40:11,666 –> 00:40:13,208
to this insult, Mangu?

820
00:40:13,208 –> 00:40:17,291
– Inky pinky punky, I am
just a donkey. (brays)

821
00:40:17,291 –> 00:40:18,291
– You heard it here.

822
00:40:18,291 –> 00:40:20,500
– My friends, when I
am made king, I will–

823
00:40:20,500 –> 00:40:23,583
– Fitna, Fitna, Fitna, I see Mangu’s face

824
00:40:23,583 –> 00:40:25,833
in every newspaper and all over TV.

825
00:40:25,833 –> 00:40:29,416
– Don’t worry, elections
are very much like circuses.

826
00:40:29,416 –> 00:40:32,333
The clown is just there
to entertain the crowd.

827
00:40:32,333 –> 00:40:36,208
The show stopping final act
always belongs to the lion.

828
00:40:36,208 –> 00:40:37,041
– I’m glad.

829
00:40:37,041 –> 00:40:39,000
– When the two face off in the debate,

830
00:40:39,000 –> 00:40:42,458
Shazad will have that donkey
begging for mercy in no time.

831
00:40:42,458 –> 00:40:46,375
So relax, my king, and
enjoy the show, ta ta.

832
00:40:46,375 –> 00:40:49,291
(slow poppy music)

833
00:40:55,916 –> 00:40:57,958
♪ Inky pinky punky, inky pinky punky ♪

834
00:40:57,958 –> 00:41:00,666
♪ Time for the king to be a donkey ♪

835
00:41:00,666 –> 00:41:02,666
♪ Ding a ding a da da,
ding a ding a da da ♪

836
00:41:02,666 –> 00:41:05,333
♪ Lions are the kings through history ♪

837
00:41:05,333 –> 00:41:07,583
♪ Inky pinky punky, inky pinky punky ♪

838
00:41:07,583 –> 00:41:10,041
♪ Time for the king to be a donkey ♪

839
00:41:10,041 –> 00:41:12,333
♪ Ding a ding a da da,
ding a ding a da da ♪

840
00:41:12,333 –> 00:41:14,875
♪ Lions are the kings through history ♪

841
00:41:14,875 –> 00:41:17,416
♪ Inky pinky ponky ♪

842
00:41:17,416 –> 00:41:19,791
♪ Inky pinky ponky ♪

843
00:41:19,791 –> 00:41:21,791
♪ Inky pinky ponky ♪

844
00:41:21,791 –> 00:41:24,708
♪ Inky pinky ponky ♪

845
00:41:24,708 –> 00:41:27,041
♪ I can carry any trouble you have ♪

846
00:41:27,041 –> 00:41:29,500
♪ Make that burden fall away ♪

847
00:41:29,500 –> 00:41:31,791
♪ If it means climbing trees,
I will do it for the jungle ♪

848
00:41:31,791 –> 00:41:33,791
♪ Just another day for me ♪

849
00:41:33,791 –> 00:41:35,750
♪ Listen to the lion who’s always trying ♪

850
00:41:35,750 –> 00:41:39,041
♪ To please a daddy who’s been a king ♪

851
00:41:39,041 –> 00:41:41,125
♪ Mangu, Mangu, washerman fool ♪

852
00:41:41,125 –> 00:41:43,750
♪ Your efforts don’t mean nothing ♪

853
00:41:43,750 –> 00:41:45,916
♪ Inky pinky ponky, inky pinky ponky ♪

854
00:41:45,916 –> 00:41:48,583
♪ Time for the king to be a donkey ♪

855
00:41:48,583 –> 00:41:50,791
♪ Ding a ding a da da,
ding a ding a da da ♪

856
00:41:50,791 –> 00:41:55,625
♪ Lions are the kings through history ♪

857
00:41:55,625 –> 00:41:56,541
– Careful what you’re saying,

858
00:41:56,541 –> 00:41:58,041
it’s a foolish game you’re playing.

859
00:41:58,041 –> 00:42:02,083
♪ My voice can sing a royal song ♪

860
00:42:02,083 –> 00:42:03,416
– I’ve got awesome ears.

861
00:42:03,416 –> 00:42:05,541
♪ Shazad ♪

862
00:42:05,541 –> 00:42:07,500
– I’m a rockstar, Mangu style.

863
00:42:07,500 –> 00:42:09,750
♪ It’s all done, you’re washed out ♪

864
00:42:09,750 –> 00:42:12,416
♪ There’s no way you’ll
ever see the throne ♪

865
00:42:12,416 –> 00:42:14,625
♪ I’ll never quit, I’m a Mangu hit ♪

866
00:42:14,625 –> 00:42:17,500
♪ I am loved by all in the jungle ♪

867
00:42:17,500 –> 00:42:20,083
♪ You are just a washerman,
some would say a donkey ♪

868
00:42:20,083 –> 00:42:22,500
♪ You’re a liar, understand,
and a liar full of gas ♪

869
00:42:22,500 –> 00:42:23,625
♪ Better get lost ♪

870
00:42:23,625 –> 00:42:24,708
– I’m not going anywhere.

871
00:42:24,708 –> 00:42:26,958
– I’m warning you.
– I am so ready.

872
00:42:26,958 –> 00:42:29,333
♪ Ding a ding a dong a dong a,
better get out while you can ♪

873
00:42:29,333 –> 00:42:30,250
♪ Pinky pinky ponky ♪

874
00:42:30,250 –> 00:42:31,791
♪ I will be the new king and a donkey ♪

875
00:42:31,791 –> 00:42:32,958
♪ Watch yourself, you play with fire ♪

876
00:42:32,958 –> 00:42:34,125
♪ Take a selfie, then inspire ♪

877
00:42:34,125 –> 00:42:35,083
– Wanna fight?

878
00:42:35,083 –> 00:42:37,083
– You know I just might.

879
00:42:43,458 –> 00:42:46,666
– Mangu, here’s your final
speech, tomorrow’s election day.

880
00:42:46,666 –> 00:42:49,333
If you make any mistakes, we’re dead.

881
00:42:49,333 –> 00:42:51,541
– Time to seal the deal, don’t choke.

882
00:42:51,541 –> 00:42:53,375
There are hundreds of people out there.

883
00:42:53,375 –> 00:42:57,041
– Wait, wait, wait, Mr.
Jambora, please, I have some–

884
00:42:57,041 –> 00:42:59,958
– Hey, cut out the
whining, what do you fear?

885
00:42:59,958 –> 00:43:01,625
– Dad, I have to give a speech.

886
00:43:01,625 –> 00:43:03,250
There’s hundreds of people out there.

887
00:43:03,250 –> 00:43:06,250
– That’s it, just speak from
your heart, you’ll be fine.

888
00:43:06,250 –> 00:43:07,375
– You said to speak from my heart?

889
00:43:07,375 –> 00:43:10,791
– Uh-huh, you got it, boy,
you see, when you speak

890
00:43:10,791 –> 00:43:13,666
from the heart, when you speak truth,

891
00:43:13,666 –> 00:43:16,041
then your words, they grow wings

892
00:43:16,041 –> 00:43:19,458
and fly into the hearts of your audience.

893
00:43:21,375 –> 00:43:24,666
– Fly into hearts, my words, grow wings?

894
00:43:24,666 –> 00:43:29,208
I could really go for some
buffalo wings right now.

895
00:43:29,208 –> 00:43:33,125
– Ladies and gentlemen,
predators and prey.

896
00:43:33,125 –> 00:43:38,125
I give you a donkey who
needs no introduction, Mangu.

897
00:43:38,291 –> 00:43:39,708
(audience applauds)
(slow orchestral music)

898
00:43:39,708 –> 00:43:42,708
– So many people, here goes nothing.

899
00:43:49,375 –> 00:43:51,250
– He’s doomed, this will never work.

900
00:43:51,250 –> 00:43:53,291
What the heck were we thinking?

901
00:43:53,291 –> 00:43:55,666
– [Changu] Remember,
Mangu, speak the truth

902
00:43:55,666 –> 00:43:59,541
and your words will fly into their hearts.

903
00:43:59,541 –> 00:44:01,041
– Hey, Mangu, if you forgot your speech,

904
00:44:01,041 –> 00:44:05,375
you can always dance.
(audience laughs)

905
00:44:05,375 –> 00:44:07,083
– No, my friend.

906
00:44:07,083 –> 00:44:09,625
I haven’t forgotten anything,
but you don’t need me

907
00:44:09,625 –> 00:44:14,250
to give a speech to you,
what good is another speech?

908
00:44:14,250 –> 00:44:18,416
Royalty and politicians, they
will say anything to you,

909
00:44:18,416 –> 00:44:20,208
say any old thing.

910
00:44:20,208 –> 00:44:21,791
They usually say, “Vote for me,

911
00:44:21,791 –> 00:44:24,583
“and your troubles will
vanish like magic.”

912
00:44:24,583 –> 00:44:26,791
They will go to your neighbor
or your mother in law.

913
00:44:26,791 –> 00:44:28,958
(audience laughs)

914
00:44:28,958 –> 00:44:33,083
But that is not how things
work, this is the real world.

915
00:44:33,083 –> 00:44:36,208
Uncle Zandar, you’re here,
glad you could make it.

916
00:44:36,208 –> 00:44:38,000
Sit down, sit down.

917
00:44:38,000 –> 00:44:40,791
– Hey, donkey, we’re not
here to meet your family.

918
00:44:40,791 –> 00:44:42,583
(audience laughs)

919
00:44:42,583 –> 00:44:46,250
– All right, you got
me, I’m a donkey, I am.

920
00:44:47,375 –> 00:44:49,250
I shoulder the burdens of the world,

921
00:44:49,250 –> 00:44:50,625
but if that makes me a donkey, well,

922
00:44:50,625 –> 00:44:53,625
then, all of you out
there are donkeys, too.

923
00:44:53,625 –> 00:44:57,541
Look, I see a donkey there,
and there’s another one.

924
00:44:57,541 –> 00:45:02,125
And there, you too, you with
the horns, you’re a donkey.

925
00:45:02,125 –> 00:45:03,875
– Mangu, watch your mouth.

926
00:45:03,875 –> 00:45:05,958
– Sadly I cannot do that, my friend.

927
00:45:05,958 –> 00:45:07,875
My teeth get in the way.

928
00:45:07,875 –> 00:45:10,583
(audience laughs)

929
00:45:10,583 –> 00:45:12,458
What I’m saying is this.

930
00:45:12,458 –> 00:45:16,708
It’s not your looks that make
you a donkey, but your mind.

931
00:45:16,708 –> 00:45:20,625
It takes a whole jungle,
no one can live alone.

932
00:45:20,625 –> 00:45:23,083
We can’t be greedy, we need each other.

933
00:45:23,083 –> 00:45:25,375
We must set aside our petty differences

934
00:45:25,375 –> 00:45:27,291
and stop being selfish.

935
00:45:28,416 –> 00:45:31,208
We have to work together, everyone,

936
00:45:31,208 –> 00:45:33,166
and shoulder our burdens together,

937
00:45:33,166 –> 00:45:35,583
not just be content to push them aside.

938
00:45:35,583 –> 00:45:38,916
Azad City can be a place
of peace and harmony.

939
00:45:38,916 –> 00:45:41,375
We can make that happen.

940
00:45:41,375 –> 00:45:44,125
Then it won’t matter who you make king,

941
00:45:44,125 –> 00:45:46,791
Prince Shazad or a silly donkey.

942
00:45:47,833 –> 00:45:50,416
Thank you, I have nothing more.

943
00:45:55,250 –> 00:45:58,958
(Zandar claps)
(audience applauds)

944
00:45:58,958 –> 00:46:02,458
(upbeat orchestral music)

945
00:46:11,166 –> 00:46:14,500
(slow orchestral music)

946
00:46:17,916 –> 00:46:19,833
– Hey, aren’t you gonna vote today?

947
00:46:19,833 –> 00:46:21,250
– What’s the point, my friend?

948
00:46:21,250 –> 00:46:23,083
One vote won’t make a difference.

949
00:46:23,083 –> 00:46:25,083
– You make a good point.

950
00:46:26,791 –> 00:46:29,958
– Get up, you, you need to
go out and cast your vote.

951
00:46:29,958 –> 00:46:34,250
– Your voice is like a
jackhammer on my brain, woman.

952
00:46:34,250 –> 00:46:37,583
I’m tired, can’t you go
vote for the both of us?

953
00:46:37,583 –> 00:46:39,750
– I’m ashamed to know you.

954
00:46:41,541 –> 00:46:42,875
– Excuse me, my friend,

955
00:46:42,875 –> 00:46:44,375
who do you think will win the election?

956
00:46:44,375 –> 00:46:46,083
– I don’t care at all.

957
00:46:46,083 –> 00:46:46,916
– You don’t care?

958
00:46:46,916 –> 00:46:51,416
– No, the key to happiness
is, just don’t care at all.

959
00:46:52,750 –> 00:46:55,375
(slow orchestral music)

960
00:46:55,375 –> 00:46:57,375
– It’s election day, I’m so excited.

961
00:46:57,375 –> 00:47:01,041
The polls are closing, but no
one’s at the polling stations,

962
00:47:01,041 –> 00:47:03,541
not even the dumb birds.
(bird caws)

963
00:47:03,541 –> 00:47:05,958
Get lost, beat it, it
seems that only members

964
00:47:05,958 –> 00:47:07,791
of the royal family have even bothered

965
00:47:07,791 –> 00:47:09,958
to show up and cast their vote.

966
00:47:09,958 –> 00:47:12,875
Is the rest of the country
sleeping through the election?

967
00:47:12,875 –> 00:47:17,833
Keep watching (grunts) Monkey
News, it’s a family thing.

968
00:47:17,833 –> 00:47:20,125
– I will protect the
rights of all animals.

969
00:47:20,125 –> 00:47:22,583
– My king, no one’s showing up to vote,

970
00:47:22,583 –> 00:47:24,416
and no one’s going to, either.

971
00:47:24,416 –> 00:47:26,541
Shazad, you might as well
pick out what you want to wear

972
00:47:26,541 –> 00:47:27,791
because you’re going to win.

973
00:47:27,791 –> 00:47:29,125
– Dad, which jacket do

974
00:47:29,125 –> 00:47:31,375
you think will get me
more likes on Facebook?

975
00:47:31,375 –> 00:47:34,625
– No likes, be serious, and grow up.

976
00:47:34,625 –> 00:47:37,625
Fitna, if you have things
under control here,

977
00:47:37,625 –> 00:47:39,333
I need to take a nap.

978
00:47:39,333 –> 00:47:41,625
– That’s a very good idea, absolutely.

979
00:47:41,625 –> 00:47:46,625
Rest easy, I have it all under
control, my King. (laughs)

980
00:47:46,916 –> 00:47:50,125
– I never thought getting
old would be so painful.

981
00:47:50,125 –> 00:47:52,000
– The situation is under my control,

982
00:47:52,000 –> 00:47:57,000
and now it’s time to turn
things to chaos. (laughs)

983
00:47:59,250 –> 00:48:02,375
(phone vibrates)

984
00:48:02,375 –> 00:48:03,333
Hi, Jake.

985
00:48:03,333 –> 00:48:04,833
– Yes, boss?

986
00:48:04,833 –> 00:48:07,000
– [Fitna] It’s showtime.

987
00:48:07,000 –> 00:48:10,416
– Got it, boss. (laughs)

988
00:48:17,291 –> 00:48:20,041
(car horn honks)

989
00:48:22,583 –> 00:48:25,666
(slow orchestral music)

990
00:48:25,666 –> 00:48:29,458
– Hey, Zandar, come here, you hear me?

991
00:48:29,458 –> 00:48:30,875
I said come here.

992
00:48:31,833 –> 00:48:34,666
– Hey, bear, would you
like some ice cream?

993
00:48:34,666 –> 00:48:37,416
– You don’t, eh, ungrateful.

994
00:48:37,416 –> 00:48:42,416
– You see, about the vote,
don’t bother, just go on home.

995
00:48:42,708 –> 00:48:43,875
– And if I don’t?

996
00:48:43,875 –> 00:48:46,250
– What? (laughs)

997
00:48:46,250 –> 00:48:47,458
Have you forgotten how much

998
00:48:47,458 –> 00:48:50,541
the royal family loves a good barbecue?

999
00:48:50,541 –> 00:48:55,541
After all, lions are naturally
carnivorous. (laughs)

1000
00:48:56,583 –> 00:48:58,000
– I’m not scared.

1001
00:48:58,000 –> 00:49:01,541
– Move along, teddy bear,
voting is closed. (laughs)

1002
00:49:01,541 –> 00:49:05,333
No one’s voting here today,
go home, enjoy the day.

1003
00:49:05,333 –> 00:49:09,250
We’ll cast your vote for you,
now go, voting is closed, go.

1004
00:49:09,250 –> 00:49:10,333
(background noise drowns out speaker)

1005
00:49:10,333 –> 00:49:13,000
(crowd screams)

1006
00:49:20,291 –> 00:49:22,791
– We will not be intimidated by them.

1007
00:49:22,791 –> 00:49:24,708
We’ll prove that you can’t stop the will

1008
00:49:24,708 –> 00:49:27,958
of the animals, the will of the animals.

1009
00:49:27,958 –> 00:49:30,666
Now come on, follow me.

1010
00:49:30,666 –> 00:49:33,333
(slow drumming)

1011
00:49:35,416 –> 00:49:36,250
Wake up!

1012
00:49:37,583 –> 00:49:38,500
– Hmm?

1013
00:49:38,500 –> 00:49:39,333
– Huh?

1014
00:49:40,583 –> 00:49:41,625
– [Group] Hmm?

1015
00:49:41,625 –> 00:49:44,958
– People of Azad City, wake up, wake up!

1016
00:49:48,958 –> 00:49:53,541
We must all go and vote, I
don’t care who you vote for,

1017
00:49:54,833 –> 00:49:59,166
Mangu or Shazad, I’m just
asking you to go and vote.

1018
00:50:00,625 –> 00:50:02,958
It’s true, your vote counts.

1019
00:50:04,125 –> 00:50:08,958
Far too often, the wrong
candidates can be elected

1020
00:50:08,958 –> 00:50:13,416
because good people don’t
bother to go and vote.

1021
00:50:13,416 –> 00:50:16,375
But today, we can change things.

1022
00:50:16,375 –> 00:50:19,125
You have to vote, so do you.

1023
00:50:19,125 –> 00:50:22,375
We can change the destiny of Azad City.

1024
00:50:22,375 –> 00:50:26,041
Wake up, everyone must
go and vote, go vote.

1025
00:50:28,458 –> 00:50:29,875
Go vote, go vote.

1026
00:50:30,958 –> 00:50:33,458
– You know what, the
bear has the right idea.

1027
00:50:33,458 –> 00:50:36,583
One day we’ll regret it
if we don’t cast our vote.

1028
00:50:36,583 –> 00:50:38,833
– Come, my brothers,
come, Zandar is right.

1029
00:50:38,833 –> 00:50:40,791
It’s time to vote, come on.

1030
00:50:40,791 –> 00:50:41,625
– Come on.

1031
00:50:41,625 –> 00:50:46,625
– Come on, everyone, you too.
(uplifting orchestral music)

1032
00:50:47,833 –> 00:50:49,333
Come on, let’s go.

1033
00:51:21,791 –> 00:51:24,750
(slow orchestral music)

1034
00:51:24,750 –> 00:51:26,416
– The vote counting is underway.

1035
00:51:26,416 –> 00:51:29,041
In just a few moments, we’ll know who won,

1036
00:51:29,041 –> 00:51:32,291
and then our nation will
have a brand new king,

1037
00:51:32,291 –> 00:51:33,958
new king, new king.

1038
00:51:33,958 –> 00:51:36,333
While we wait for
tonight’s election results,

1039
00:51:36,333 –> 00:51:39,833
I am joined in the studio
by two very special guests,

1040
00:51:39,833 –> 00:51:42,333
the very well dressed
government representative,

1041
00:51:42,333 –> 00:51:45,333
Mr. Propaganda, and Mangu’s
rather poorly dressed

1042
00:51:45,333 –> 00:51:48,958
Uncle Perry, Uncle Perry,
what insights can you give us

1043
00:51:48,958 –> 00:51:50,750
about Mangu as a child?

1044
00:51:50,750 –> 00:51:52,916
– Ask anyone, I was like a father to him.

1045
00:51:52,916 –> 00:51:54,833
I showed him almost everything in life.

1046
00:51:54,833 –> 00:51:57,291
I told him, you gotta reach
high if you want the best.

1047
00:51:57,291 –> 00:52:00,166
I always believed he was
destined to be our king.

1048
00:52:00,166 –> 00:52:01,708
Mark my words, in no time at all,

1049
00:52:01,708 –> 00:52:04,375
he’ll bring us all together. (laughs)

1050
00:52:04,375 –> 00:52:06,875
– Is it true that Mangu
has always been something

1051
00:52:06,875 –> 00:52:08,875
of an irresponsible daydreamer?

1052
00:52:08,875 –> 00:52:11,958
– Mangu wasn’t being
irresponsible, it was important.

1053
00:52:11,958 –> 00:52:14,583
In fact, every morning, I would
smack him when he woke up.

1054
00:52:14,583 –> 00:52:15,416
– You wouldn’t.

1055
00:52:15,416 –> 00:52:17,583
– Of course I would, he needed to go back

1056
00:52:17,583 –> 00:52:20,250
to sleep if he was gonna keep on dreaming.

1057
00:52:20,250 –> 00:52:22,833
Donkey, donkey, dreaming donkey, donkey.

1058
00:52:22,833 –> 00:52:25,625
– You may mark my words,
Prince Shazad will win.

1059
00:52:25,625 –> 00:52:28,625
– You seem a little nervous,
afraid he’ll lose to a donkey?

1060
00:52:28,625 –> 00:52:30,500
– [Mr. Propaganda] How
dare you, I will see to it

1061
00:52:30,500 –> 00:52:31,958
that your laundromat is closed.

1062
00:52:31,958 –> 00:52:33,625
– Then I’m gonna completely cut off

1063
00:52:33,625 –> 00:52:34,750
your laundry service, buddy.

1064
00:52:34,750 –> 00:52:37,291
– I hereby announce that
if Mangu wins the election,

1065
00:52:37,291 –> 00:52:39,000
I will officially change my name.

1066
00:52:39,000 –> 00:52:42,083
– Will you go with Fluffy
or Whiskers? (laughs)

1067
00:52:42,083 –> 00:52:43,875
No, how about Twinkle Toes?

1068
00:52:43,875 –> 00:52:45,875
– That’s it, I’m done with this interview.

1069
00:52:45,875 –> 00:52:49,041
– Let the little kittycat go,
I’ll send him a bumper sticker

1070
00:52:49,041 –> 00:52:51,333
when we win. (laughs)

1071
00:52:51,333 –> 00:52:53,416
– I can’t let him go, he took our mic–

1072
00:52:53,416 –> 00:52:54,416
– I have one more thing to say–

1073
00:52:54,416 –> 00:52:55,458
– [Uncle Perry] Back for more, Sparkles?

1074
00:52:55,458 –> 00:52:56,416
– [Mr. Propaganda] Watch it, pal.

1075
00:52:56,416 –> 00:52:57,750
– Why don’t you go chase your tail?

1076
00:52:57,750 –> 00:52:58,583
– Shut up.

1077
00:52:58,583 –> 00:52:59,916
– You shut up.

1078
00:52:59,916 –> 00:53:00,833
– I’ll have you jailed.

1079
00:53:00,833 –> 00:53:01,916
– You’ll make a nice rug.

1080
00:53:01,916 –> 00:53:03,000
– I’ll rip your ears off.

1081
00:53:03,000 –> 00:53:04,125
– I’ll kick you into next year.

1082
00:53:04,125 –> 00:53:05,500
– I’ll have you in a sandwich.
– I’ve got breaking news.

1083
00:53:05,500 –> 00:53:07,041
– He could use a little catnip.

1084
00:53:07,041 –> 00:53:07,958
– Be quiet!

1085
00:53:09,958 –> 00:53:12,500
The official results have
started to come pouring in,

1086
00:53:12,500 –> 00:53:15,375
from Bear Colony, Fish
Market, Buffalo Road,

1087
00:53:15,375 –> 00:53:19,125
Monkey Avenue, Hippo
Hill, it’s everywhere.

1088
00:53:19,125 –> 00:53:23,333
Mangu is the winner,
he won in a landslide.

1089
00:53:23,333 –> 00:53:26,083
– Yeah, donkey, he really did it!

1090
00:53:27,583 –> 00:53:30,000
Everybody, Mangu won, he’s now the king.

1091
00:53:30,000 –> 00:53:35,000
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat drumming)

1092
00:53:36,458 –> 00:53:38,500
You are no longer just a donkey.

1093
00:53:38,500 –> 00:53:41,583
From now on, you are the Donkey King.

1094
00:53:42,458 –> 00:53:45,708
– I can’t believe it, could
this really have happened?

1095
00:53:45,708 –> 00:53:49,750
– Come on, come on, let’s
march to the palace, let’s go!

1096
00:53:49,750 –> 00:53:53,333
– [Crowd] All hail Donkey
King, king of all the animals!

1097
00:53:53,333 –> 00:53:56,833
All hail Donkey King,
king of all the animals!

1098
00:53:56,833 –> 00:54:00,666
All hail Donkey King,
king of all the animals!

1099
00:54:04,958 –> 00:54:07,833
– What is that outside, so much noise.

1100
00:54:07,833 –> 00:54:10,791
Fitna, Super Guard, what’s
going on, where is everyone?

1101
00:54:10,791 –> 00:54:14,875
– My king, it’s a
disaster, a total disaster.

1102
00:54:14,875 –> 00:54:16,416
We’re finished, I can’t take it.

1103
00:54:16,416 –> 00:54:17,250
– What happened?

1104
00:54:17,250 –> 00:54:20,041
– The donkey, my Lord, the
one who shoulders the burden

1105
00:54:20,041 –> 00:54:22,166
of the animals, he’s riding the shoulders

1106
00:54:22,166 –> 00:54:24,375
of the animals right now.

1107
00:54:24,375 –> 00:54:27,166
My Lord, Mangu has won the election.

1108
00:54:27,166 –> 00:54:29,625
I don’t know how, but he has won.

1109
00:54:29,625 –> 00:54:32,041
Our life in the palace is over. (cries)

1110
00:54:32,041 –> 00:54:33,625
– How is that even possible?

1111
00:54:33,625 –> 00:54:34,458
– Yes.

1112
00:54:35,583 –> 00:54:39,916
Sir, I wish you had never
decided to hold this election.

1113
00:54:39,916 –> 00:54:42,333
I’ve heard of people shooting
themselves in the foot,

1114
00:54:42,333 –> 00:54:46,375
but you managed to shoot
yourself in the head, so sad.

1115
00:54:46,375 –> 00:54:49,583
I just want to tell you, you
made a horrible mistake, sir.

1116
00:54:49,583 –> 00:54:51,833
It was a terrible mistake you made.

1117
00:54:51,833 –> 00:54:53,541
– But this idea was all yours, Fitna–

1118
00:54:53,541 –> 00:54:56,791
(glass shatters)

1119
00:54:56,791 –> 00:55:01,250
– King Khan, my king, we
can sort this out later.

1120
00:55:01,250 –> 00:55:03,583
Right now, we have to get
you out of the palace.

1121
00:55:03,583 –> 00:55:05,291
The crowd is getting out of control

1122
00:55:05,291 –> 00:55:07,208
and I’m worried they’ll come for you.

1123
00:55:07,208 –> 00:55:09,583
I couldn’t bear to see that happen to you.

1124
00:55:09,583 –> 00:55:13,041
I think you need to go
into hiding for a while.

1125
00:55:13,041 –> 00:55:15,833
(dramatic orchestral music)

1126
00:55:15,833 –> 00:55:18,750
– [Mangu] Miss Fitna, Miss Fox?

1127
00:55:18,750 –> 00:55:21,625
– Just hold that thought,
I’ll be right back.

1128
00:55:21,625 –> 00:55:24,458
(thunder rumbles)

1129
00:55:28,458 –> 00:55:31,708
– Ancestors, I beg your forgiveness.

1130
00:55:31,708 –> 00:55:35,250
My mistake has brought
our dynasty to an end.

1131
00:55:35,250 –> 00:55:38,333
– My Lord, we must hurry, we
can use the secret passageway

1132
00:55:38,333 –> 00:55:40,666
to escape the palace, hurry.

1133
00:55:49,000 –> 00:55:52,333
– The country will be ruled by a donkey.

1134
00:55:53,916 –> 00:55:57,583
(dramatic orchestral music)

1135
00:56:02,916 –> 00:56:07,041
– Help me, help me, help me,
help me, help me, help me.

1136
00:56:07,041 –> 00:56:09,000
– Super Dude, be gentle.

1137
00:56:09,000 –> 00:56:12,791
The donkey is now the king of the country.

1138
00:56:12,791 –> 00:56:14,583
– Yes, I know, he’s filthy

1139
00:56:14,583 –> 00:56:17,250
and should take a bath
before the crowning ceremony.

1140
00:56:17,250 –> 00:56:18,625
– I don’t want to take a bath.

1141
00:56:18,625 –> 00:56:20,208
I’m not really a fan of cold water.

1142
00:56:20,208 –> 00:56:22,833
– But Mangu, I mean, Your Majesty,

1143
00:56:22,833 –> 00:56:23,875
I don’t think you really want

1144
00:56:23,875 –> 00:56:25,375
to smell bad when you are introduced

1145
00:56:25,375 –> 00:56:28,583
to the animals as their
new king, am I right?

1146
00:56:28,583 –> 00:56:29,833
– On one condition.
– What?

1147
00:56:29,833 –> 00:56:32,333
– I will not use shower
gel, it dries out my skin.

1148
00:56:32,333 –> 00:56:34,083
– I beg to differ with you, my Lord.

1149
00:56:34,083 –> 00:56:36,791
It makes your skin as
smooth as a baby’s bottom.

1150
00:56:36,791 –> 00:56:38,833
– Really, that’s not what you said.

1151
00:56:38,833 –> 00:56:40,583
– I will drop and do 20 pushups.

1152
00:56:40,583 –> 00:56:41,416
– No way.

1153
00:56:41,416 –> 00:56:42,250
– Thank you, sir.

1154
00:56:42,250 –> 00:56:45,000
– Draw my bath, I’ll use the gel.

1155
00:56:46,333 –> 00:56:50,000
Be very careful, (laughs)
’cause I’m ticklish.

1156
00:56:50,000 –> 00:56:51,625
– Don’t forget to use the royal shampoo

1157
00:56:51,625 –> 00:56:54,625
and conditioner, my Lord,
we wouldn’t be his fur not

1158
00:56:54,625 –> 00:56:56,791
to be silky smooth when
he meets his public

1159
00:56:56,791 –> 00:56:59,333
for the first time. (laughs)

1160
00:56:59,333 –> 00:57:02,166
(upbeat drumming)

1161
00:57:20,791 –> 00:57:23,708
(slow brass music)

1162
00:57:26,541 –> 00:57:30,041
– Attention, stand and behold His Majesty,

1163
00:57:31,333 –> 00:57:34,750
the king of the jungle, Mangu the donkey.

1164
00:57:52,500 –> 00:57:55,583
– People of Azad City,
look proudly upon me

1165
00:57:55,583 –> 00:58:00,583
and raise your ears, use your
tails to whip the flies away

1166
00:58:00,583 –> 00:58:05,583
because Azad is now under
donkey rule. (brays)

1167
00:58:08,833 –> 00:58:11,500
(slow drumming)

1168
00:58:16,500 –> 00:58:18,916
(slow music)

1169
00:58:25,458 –> 00:58:27,416
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1170
00:58:27,416 –> 00:58:29,583
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1171
00:58:29,583 –> 00:58:34,375
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1172
00:58:34,375 –> 00:58:39,375
♪ Lion was the king before,
but you elected a donkey ♪

1173
00:58:39,708 –> 00:58:42,958
♪ Only you, and you, and you ♪

1174
00:58:42,958 –> 00:58:44,958
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1175
00:58:44,958 –> 00:58:47,041
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1176
00:58:47,041 –> 00:58:49,208
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1177
00:58:49,208 –> 00:58:51,458
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1178
00:58:51,458 –> 00:58:55,833
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1179
00:58:55,833 –> 00:59:00,458
♪ All the people dancing in joy ♪

1180
00:59:00,458 –> 00:59:02,625
♪ No advisor will be a cat ♪

1181
00:59:02,625 –> 00:59:04,708
♪ A monkey minister is where it’s at ♪

1182
00:59:04,708 –> 00:59:09,375
♪ And our ambassador will be Fitna ♪

1183
00:59:09,375 –> 00:59:11,166
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1184
00:59:11,166 –> 00:59:13,291
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1185
00:59:13,291 –> 00:59:17,833
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1186
00:59:17,833 –> 00:59:21,916
♪ All the people dancing in joy ♪

1187
00:59:31,000 –> 00:59:32,833
♪ The job of king will now be done ♪

1188
00:59:32,833 –> 00:59:35,541
♪ By a washerman who’s ready to fly ♪

1189
00:59:35,541 –> 00:59:37,833
♪ Spread the word on the digital highway ♪

1190
00:59:37,833 –> 00:59:40,083
♪ Donkey Mangu rules from this day ♪

1191
00:59:40,083 –> 00:59:42,208
♪ Our interviews will be published ♪

1192
00:59:42,208 –> 00:59:44,541
♪ Even a film may be made of us ♪

1193
00:59:44,541 –> 00:59:47,375
♪ Donkey king starts ruling today ♪

1194
00:59:47,375 –> 00:59:48,791
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1195
00:59:48,791 –> 00:59:50,916
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1196
00:59:50,916 –> 00:59:53,041
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1197
00:59:53,041 –> 00:59:57,458
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1198
00:59:57,458 –> 01:00:01,458
♪ All the people dancing in joy ♪

1199
01:00:10,916 –> 01:00:13,083
♪ And of course I’ll have a princess ♪

1200
01:00:13,083 –> 01:00:15,125
♪ We will make a great love story ♪

1201
01:00:15,125 –> 01:00:17,291
♪ She will glow like Sleeping Beauty ♪

1202
01:00:17,291 –> 01:00:19,750
♪ Charming everyone with her glory ♪

1203
01:00:19,750 –> 01:00:21,750
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1204
01:00:21,750 –> 01:00:23,875
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey, new king ♪

1205
01:00:23,875 –> 01:00:28,291
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1206
01:00:28,291 –> 01:00:30,625
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1207
01:00:30,625 –> 01:00:32,750
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1208
01:00:32,750 –> 01:00:34,708
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1209
01:00:34,708 –> 01:00:37,291
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1210
01:00:37,291 –> 01:00:41,208
♪ Donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1211
01:00:44,166 –> 01:00:45,000
(slow piano music)

1212
01:00:45,000 –> 01:00:50,000
♪ There was a time when the
king was a lion (mumbles) ♪

1213
01:00:51,708 –> 01:00:54,750
♪ A donkey is chosen ♪

1214
01:00:54,750 –> 01:00:56,875
♪ Now to lead ♪

1215
01:00:56,875 –> 01:00:59,583
– Madame, I’m just loving the donkey,

1216
01:00:59,583 –> 01:01:04,125
but when the lions come back,
I’m worried they’ll kill us.

1217
01:01:04,125 –> 01:01:06,791
(dissonant piano music)

1218
01:01:06,791 –> 01:01:08,583
– Don’t worry, little green one.

1219
01:01:08,583 –> 01:01:10,875
Just remember what I told you.

1220
01:01:10,875 –> 01:01:13,916
Lions and elephants may
be stronger than we are,

1221
01:01:13,916 –> 01:01:16,375
but where could they all end up?

1222
01:01:16,375 –> 01:01:18,250
– The circus, in the circus.

1223
01:01:18,250 –> 01:01:20,333
– Finished off, so true,
(phone rings)

1224
01:01:20,333 –> 01:01:24,000
little lizard, so true. (laughs)

1225
01:01:24,000 –> 01:01:27,916
Hello, this is Miss
Fitna, talking to you live

1226
01:01:27,916 –> 01:01:32,583
from the palace, (laughs) hello, hello?

1227
01:01:35,000 –> 01:01:38,833
Sir, hello?
(ominous laughing)

1228
01:01:39,791 –> 01:01:41,583
(Fitna trembles)

1229
01:01:41,583 –> 01:01:46,416
Sir, hello, sir, I was just
about to call you, yes, I was.

1230
01:01:47,458 –> 01:01:49,708
Mangu the donkey has been elected king.

1231
01:01:49,708 –> 01:01:51,583
I just need some more time,

1232
01:01:51,583 –> 01:01:55,083
but everything is going according to plan.

1233
01:01:55,083 –> 01:01:56,708
(whip cracks)

1234
01:01:56,708 –> 01:02:00,708
Sir, I promise, everything
will be fine, I promise.

1235
01:02:00,708 –> 01:02:03,958
We will start the second phase tonight.

1236
01:02:05,375 –> 01:02:08,583
No, no, no, I can assure you
everything will go smoothly.

1237
01:02:08,583 –> 01:02:11,666
There will be no mistakes, not one.

1238
01:02:11,666 –> 01:02:14,583
(ominous laughing)

1239
01:02:18,458 –> 01:02:19,291
Hello?

1240
01:02:21,208 –> 01:02:23,458
Goodbye, have a good night.

1241
01:02:25,125 –> 01:02:27,041
He said it is showtime.

1242
01:02:32,958 –> 01:02:35,875
(slow poppy music)

1243
01:02:38,375 –> 01:02:43,375
♪ You are my dream girl ♪

1244
01:02:48,291 –> 01:02:51,625
♪ You are my dream girl ♪

1245
01:02:54,791 –> 01:02:57,958
– Your Majesty, get up, time to go.

1246
01:02:57,958 –> 01:03:01,750
Please try to wake up
now, hop to it, King.

1247
01:03:01,750 –> 01:03:05,750
– Good morning, Super
Dude, why did you wake me?

1248
01:03:06,958 –> 01:03:09,541
I was about to get married
to a beautiful woman.

1249
01:03:09,541 –> 01:03:12,208
– But my Lord, you
can’t just marry anyone.

1250
01:03:12,208 –> 01:03:14,916
You’re the new king, the donkey king.

1251
01:03:14,916 –> 01:03:16,541
– Why didn’t you tell me this before?

1252
01:03:16,541 –> 01:03:19,041
– I’m very sorry, Majesty,
I’ll drop and give you 20.

1253
01:03:19,041 –> 01:03:20,375
– Nonsense.

1254
01:03:20,375 –> 01:03:24,041
– Thank you, sir, a crowd
waits to speak to you.

1255
01:03:24,041 –> 01:03:26,458
– A crowd, let us greet them.

1256
01:03:29,833 –> 01:03:32,583
– Attention, all, I said, attention all.

1257
01:03:32,583 –> 01:03:34,875
Be wise and stand down.

1258
01:03:34,875 –> 01:03:35,875
– What do you mean?

1259
01:03:35,875 –> 01:03:39,125
Is there someone plotting
evil against our new king?

1260
01:03:39,125 –> 01:03:43,125
– What I meant was stand
downwind, just in case.

1261
01:03:44,750 –> 01:03:47,583
– Your Majesty, when the last king left,

1262
01:03:47,583 –> 01:03:49,250
the government went with him,

1263
01:03:49,250 –> 01:03:51,250
so nobody knows what should be done.

1264
01:03:51,250 –> 01:03:53,708
– What, you’re right,
we need a government.

1265
01:03:53,708 –> 01:03:55,125
So who will put that together?

1266
01:03:55,125 –> 01:03:55,958
– You do.

1267
01:03:55,958 –> 01:04:00,958
– Oh, well, then I shall build
a government. (cries out)

1268
01:04:02,041 –> 01:04:03,875
All righty, what exactly do we need?

1269
01:04:03,875 –> 01:04:06,750
– Your Majesty, one of the
first things we need is someone

1270
01:04:06,750 –> 01:04:09,625
to go to when we have a complaint.

1271
01:04:09,625 –> 01:04:12,333
– A Minister of Complaints, you say?

1272
01:04:12,333 –> 01:04:15,000
So who could we name, any ideas?

1273
01:04:15,916 –> 01:04:17,958
– What if we name that sparkling TV guy,

1274
01:04:17,958 –> 01:04:19,708
Lando, as Minister of Complaints?

1275
01:04:19,708 –> 01:04:22,250
– Yes, that’s a great idea, Lando?

1276
01:04:22,250 –> 01:04:23,083
– Yes?

1277
01:04:23,083 –> 01:04:23,916
– Do you agree?

1278
01:04:23,916 –> 01:04:25,375
– You want me to eat a tree?

1279
01:04:25,375 –> 01:04:27,666
– Not eat a tree, agree.

1280
01:04:27,666 –> 01:04:28,500
– What?

1281
01:04:28,500 –> 01:04:30,333
– Lando, do you agree?

1282
01:04:31,583 –> 01:04:33,041
– He’s so crazy tall that none

1283
01:04:33,041 –> 01:04:34,541
of the people’s complaints
will ever make it up

1284
01:04:34,541 –> 01:04:37,083
to reach his ears. (laughs)

1285
01:04:37,083 –> 01:04:38,333
– Your Highness, we could also

1286
01:04:38,333 –> 01:04:40,916
really use some new policemen.

1287
01:04:40,916 –> 01:04:44,375
– Hmm, it seems that we
need a new Chief of Police.

1288
01:04:44,375 –> 01:04:46,833
Who could it be, who could it be?

1289
01:04:46,833 –> 01:04:50,333
– I think Rapid would make
a great Chief of Police.

1290
01:04:50,333 –> 01:04:52,625
– Right, great idea, Rapid?

1291
01:04:52,625 –> 01:04:54,541
– Did somebody call me?

1292
01:04:54,541 –> 01:04:56,958
I was so busy with my meditation.

1293
01:04:56,958 –> 01:04:58,583
– I’m naming you Chief of Police.

1294
01:04:58,583 –> 01:05:01,583
The safety of the city is
on your shoulders, okay?

1295
01:05:01,583 –> 01:05:03,916
– Hold on, let me get this straight.

1296
01:05:03,916 –> 01:05:07,250
You want me to put the
entire city on my shoulders?

1297
01:05:07,250 –> 01:05:10,000
– That turtle is so
slow, by the time he gets

1298
01:05:10,000 –> 01:05:13,791
to the scene of a crime,
it’ll be too late. (laughs)

1299
01:05:13,791 –> 01:05:16,166
He would make even humans seem fast.

1300
01:05:16,166 –> 01:05:17,875
– My King, we desperately need teachers

1301
01:05:17,875 –> 01:05:19,458
for all of our schools.

1302
01:05:19,458 –> 01:05:22,375
– Teachers, new teachers, teachers?

1303
01:05:24,416 –> 01:05:27,208
– Nothing says you have
to strain your brain.

1304
01:05:27,208 –> 01:05:29,333
You’ve made some big decisions today, sir.

1305
01:05:29,333 –> 01:05:30,708
It’s a lot for a donkey.

1306
01:05:30,708 –> 01:05:35,708
– You’re absolutely right,
(snorts) yes, yes, yes.

1307
01:05:36,000 –> 01:05:40,583
It’s a lot for a donkey to do. (brays)

1308
01:05:44,375 –> 01:05:47,625
But I am now the king, with
an important job to do,

1309
01:05:47,625 –> 01:05:49,750
the one who must teach the children is me.

1310
01:05:49,750 –> 01:05:50,583
– Are you sure that’s–

1311
01:05:50,583 –> 01:05:52,833
– That’s enough, this meeting is over.

1312
01:05:52,833 –> 01:05:54,375
The king needs his rest.

1313
01:05:54,375 –> 01:05:57,708
– That’s so true, anyway,
I have laundry to do.

1314
01:05:57,708 –> 01:05:59,166
I’m done here.

1315
01:05:59,166 –> 01:06:01,583
(wolf howls)

1316
01:06:03,708 –> 01:06:07,291
(ominous orchestral music)

1317
01:06:12,083 –> 01:06:14,833
(goat cries out)

1318
01:06:19,916 –> 01:06:21,583
– Hello, police, this is the police?

1319
01:06:21,583 –> 01:06:23,750
I’m not sure, but I think someone
followed me into my house.

1320
01:06:23,750 –> 01:06:24,583
Send help right–

1321
01:06:24,583 –> 01:06:27,333
(goat cries out)

1322
01:06:35,208 –> 01:06:39,833
(slow orchestral music)
(car wheels screeching)

1323
01:06:39,833 –> 01:06:41,583
– [Hippo] Help, help!

1324
01:06:43,583 –> 01:06:46,166
(Mangu snores)

1325
01:06:47,875 –> 01:06:52,083
– Wake up, my king, you look
good, how are you feeling?

1326
01:06:52,083 –> 01:06:53,166
– Dad, again?

1327
01:06:54,833 –> 01:06:58,083
Do I notice you’re calling
me king instead of Mangu?

1328
01:06:58,083 –> 01:07:00,458
– But of course, what
else should I call you?

1329
01:07:00,458 –> 01:07:03,416
Because now you’re the king.

1330
01:07:03,416 –> 01:07:05,791
So how are you, are you happy now?

1331
01:07:05,791 –> 01:07:07,958
– Me? (laughs)

1332
01:07:07,958 –> 01:07:11,583
I’m like King Midas, even
moldy, useless dirt turns

1333
01:07:11,583 –> 01:07:14,583
to gold in my touch, I’m ridiculously rich

1334
01:07:14,583 –> 01:07:18,000
and have the unlimited power
that anyone could ever want.

1335
01:07:18,000 –> 01:07:19,875
I have achieved all these
great accomplishments

1336
01:07:19,875 –> 01:07:22,708
through my own work, I
did it all on my own.

1337
01:07:22,708 –> 01:07:23,625
– Your own?

1338
01:07:24,500 –> 01:07:25,916
You really think so?

1339
01:07:25,916 –> 01:07:28,458
– You think you helped
me with any of this?

1340
01:07:28,458 –> 01:07:30,708
– What about all the animals?

1341
01:07:30,708 –> 01:07:32,125
They voted for you.

1342
01:07:32,125 –> 01:07:35,250
– Voters, they just do
what they’re told, yeah.

1343
01:07:35,250 –> 01:07:38,041
– So now you think you’re
better than everyone.

1344
01:07:38,041 –> 01:07:42,083
Watch out, the higher you may
fly, the farther you fall.

1345
01:07:42,083 –> 01:07:44,583
– Earth to Dad, I’m
Mangu, believe it or not,

1346
01:07:44,583 –> 01:07:45,791
I don’t need you to haunt me

1347
01:07:45,791 –> 01:07:47,625
and speak in riddles all the time.

1348
01:07:47,625 –> 01:07:51,708
I’m no longer a child,
I’m now the donkey king.

1349
01:07:51,708 –> 01:07:55,250
Now go away, (yawns) now let me sleep.

1350
01:07:55,250 –> 01:07:57,250
– Sleep while you can, my son.

1351
01:07:57,250 –> 01:08:02,250
Your future may not be as
restful as you think. (chuckles)

1352
01:08:02,541 –> 01:08:06,125
– My poor dad, he was
always just a donkey.

1353
01:08:07,041 –> 01:08:09,125
I’ve never been so tired.

1354
01:08:10,583 –> 01:08:13,416
– [Crowd] We demand
action, we demand action!

1355
01:08:13,416 –> 01:08:16,166
We demand action, we demand action!

1356
01:08:16,166 –> 01:08:19,708
We demand action, we demand action!

1357
01:08:19,708 –> 01:08:22,625
We demand action, we demand action!

1358
01:08:23,541 –> 01:08:26,541
– What is the problem, what
are you protesting about?

1359
01:08:26,541 –> 01:08:29,583
– Your Majesty, bad news,
something terrible has happened.

1360
01:08:29,583 –> 01:08:32,041
Many animals in the
town have gone missing.

1361
01:08:32,041 –> 01:08:33,541
– Animals have gone missing, you say?

1362
01:08:33,541 –> 01:08:34,916
Why wasn’t I made aware of this?

1363
01:08:34,916 –> 01:08:36,958
– Don’t worry, my King, it’s only a rumor.

1364
01:08:36,958 –> 01:08:39,583
– This is not just a rumor, it’s a fact.

1365
01:08:39,583 –> 01:08:42,166
– If something like this
happened, then Jambora would have

1366
01:08:42,166 –> 01:08:45,125
to be the first to know, right, Jambora?

1367
01:08:45,125 –> 01:08:47,708
– If I don’t agree with her,
I know she will expose me,

1368
01:08:47,708 –> 01:08:49,500
and then I’ll be ruined.

1369
01:08:49,500 –> 01:08:53,458
No, no, no, I’m pretty sure
that it’s just a rumor,

1370
01:08:53,458 –> 01:08:54,291
and that’s all.

1371
01:08:54,291 –> 01:08:57,791
– If it’s really only a
rumor, then where’s Sandy,

1372
01:08:57,791 –> 01:08:59,541
or Brian, Alan, Nina?

1373
01:09:00,625 –> 01:09:02,250
Explain it, they’re gone.

1374
01:09:02,250 –> 01:09:05,208
Were they abducted by some kind of aliens?

1375
01:09:05,208 –> 01:09:07,208
– I’m sure you’re overreacting.

1376
01:09:07,208 –> 01:09:10,000
– No, no, this is really happening.

1377
01:09:10,000 –> 01:09:12,333
I bet you know something
about it, don’t you?

1378
01:09:12,333 –> 01:09:13,750
Come clean, tell the truth.

1379
01:09:13,750 –> 01:09:16,166
– [Crowd] The truth, tell us the truth.

1380
01:09:16,166 –> 01:09:18,083
The truth, tell us the truth–
– Enough of this.

1381
01:09:18,083 –> 01:09:19,625
We’ll get to the bottom of this.

1382
01:09:19,625 –> 01:09:22,166
We just need the right man, Rapid?

1383
01:09:22,166 –> 01:09:24,833
(slow drumming)

1384
01:09:27,750 –> 01:09:29,291
(Rapid chuckles)

1385
01:09:29,291 –> 01:09:31,083
Stop laughing, Rapid, we have animals

1386
01:09:31,083 –> 01:09:32,666
from our city that are missing.

1387
01:09:32,666 –> 01:09:34,750
Begin the investigation straightaway,

1388
01:09:34,750 –> 01:09:38,000
and leave no stone unturned, my orders.

1389
01:09:39,458 –> 01:09:41,625
(Rapid yawns)

1390
01:09:41,625 –> 01:09:44,708
(upbeat drumming)

1391
01:09:44,708 –> 01:09:48,875
– Officer, Officer, my son has
been missing for three days.

1392
01:09:48,875 –> 01:09:52,791
– I see, you say your son
has been missing, yeah?

1393
01:09:52,791 –> 01:09:54,208
– Yes.

1394
01:09:54,208 –> 01:09:56,541
– So when was the last time you saw him?

1395
01:09:56,541 –> 01:10:00,458
– Well, his last Instagram
post was three days ago.

1396
01:10:00,458 –> 01:10:03,458
– I’m sure you’re making
a big deal out of nothing.

1397
01:10:03,458 –> 01:10:04,791
You know what I think?

1398
01:10:04,791 –> 01:10:07,458
No doubt he ran off and partied too hard.

1399
01:10:07,458 –> 01:10:09,875
Go home and call me if you get a post.

1400
01:10:09,875 –> 01:10:10,708
– Yes.

1401
01:10:11,625 –> 01:10:15,041
– Sit down, Mr. Hippo, who
is it you’re looking for?

1402
01:10:15,041 –> 01:10:17,416
– Well, it’s my wife, she
left early this morning

1403
01:10:17,416 –> 01:10:19,041
and hasn’t come back yet.

1404
01:10:19,041 –> 01:10:21,875
– My hearty congrats,
you’re a free man now.

1405
01:10:21,875 –> 01:10:23,458
Of course I’m only kidding.

1406
01:10:23,458 –> 01:10:25,666
Can you tell me what color her eyes are?

1407
01:10:25,666 –> 01:10:27,083
– I can’t say I ever noticed,

1408
01:10:27,083 –> 01:10:29,541
but to me they always look angrily red.

1409
01:10:29,541 –> 01:10:30,750
– What about her hair?

1410
01:10:30,750 –> 01:10:33,250
– I don’t know her real
color, she always dyes it.

1411
01:10:33,250 –> 01:10:36,541
– Oh, I’ll bet she was
driving in her car–

1412
01:10:36,541 –> 01:10:38,958
– Yes, yes, you’re absolutely right, yes.

1413
01:10:38,958 –> 01:10:42,458
– Of course I am, tell me
everything you know about her car.

1414
01:10:42,458 –> 01:10:43,958
– Black Honda Civic VTI

1415
01:10:43,958 –> 01:10:46,250
with supercharged V6 three liter engine

1416
01:10:46,250 –> 01:10:49,500
that gets 330 horsepower
automatic transmission,

1417
01:10:49,500 –> 01:10:51,875
and it’s complete with
full LED headlights.

1418
01:10:51,875 –> 01:10:54,666
– You’re talking so fast,
saying so many things,

1419
01:10:54,666 –> 01:10:57,958
you’re making me dizzy, you
should get a speeding ticket,

1420
01:10:57,958 –> 01:10:59,708
but I’ll give you a break.

1421
01:10:59,708 –> 01:11:02,041
I’ll find your wife, don’t sweat it.

1422
01:11:02,041 –> 01:11:04,000
You’ll be hearing from me shortly.

1423
01:11:04,000 –> 01:11:04,833
– Great.

1424
01:11:06,958 –> 01:11:08,791
– My Lord, what do you
think you would like

1425
01:11:08,791 –> 01:11:10,083
to have for dinner?

1426
01:11:10,083 –> 01:11:13,166
– Well, yesterday I had
baked beans. (farts)

1427
01:11:13,166 –> 01:11:14,750
Why did you do that?

1428
01:11:14,750 –> 01:11:16,500
But today, I think I should have salad.

1429
01:11:16,500 –> 01:11:18,166
– That’s not what chef made today.

1430
01:11:18,166 –> 01:11:20,166
Instead we have royal meatballs.

1431
01:11:20,166 –> 01:11:22,708
– Royal meatballs, but I’m a vegetarian.

1432
01:11:22,708 –> 01:11:25,250
– Mangu, my Lord, as king,

1433
01:11:25,250 –> 01:11:27,625
you must represent all
your people, which means,

1434
01:11:27,625 –> 01:11:30,666
in point of fact, you
have to be an omnivore.

1435
01:11:30,666 –> 01:11:32,583
– I do, why didn’t you tell me?

1436
01:11:32,583 –> 01:11:36,208
– Sorry, sir, I’ll drop and give you 20.

1437
01:11:36,208 –> 01:11:37,041
– Get out of here.

1438
01:11:37,041 –> 01:11:38,041
– Thank you.

1439
01:11:42,250 –> 01:11:44,291
(Mangu burps)

1440
01:11:44,291 –> 01:11:48,500
– These meatballs are
actually pretty delicious.

1441
01:11:48,500 –> 01:11:50,583
– Finally, those meatballs
were specially made

1442
01:11:50,583 –> 01:11:54,250
to put him to sleep. (gags)

1443
01:12:03,875 –> 01:12:07,458
(ominous orchestral music)

1444
01:12:11,250 –> 01:12:14,250
(car engine stalls)

1445
01:12:16,583 –> 01:12:19,333
(elevator rings)

1446
01:12:30,000 –> 01:12:32,583
(tiger knocks)

1447
01:12:41,416 –> 01:12:44,125
– Don’t worry, my brothers,
I know it looks bad,

1448
01:12:44,125 –> 01:12:49,125
but you can mark my words, our
friends will return, Kiddo?

1449
01:12:49,250 –> 01:12:50,875
Can you put a pot of coffee on?

1450
01:12:50,875 –> 01:12:52,333
– There is no coffee,

1451
01:12:52,333 –> 01:12:55,208
not until we can get the
gas to come on again.

1452
01:12:55,208 –> 01:12:57,208
– We have no gas, we have no water,

1453
01:12:57,208 –> 01:12:59,958
no electricity, and folks are missing,

1454
01:12:59,958 –> 01:13:03,166
all because we let the
donkey become the king.

1455
01:13:03,166 –> 01:13:05,333
– Well, it could be much worse,

1456
01:13:05,333 –> 01:13:09,083
but I sure don’t know how. (laughs)

1457
01:13:09,083 –> 01:13:11,750
– Oh, we have light, finally, electricity.

1458
01:13:11,750 –> 01:13:13,000
Spoke too soon.

1459
01:13:18,916 –> 01:13:20,000
– What was in

1460
01:13:20,833 –> 01:13:23,833
those meatballs? (groans)

1461
01:13:23,833 –> 01:13:26,083
I can’t sleep, I feel sick.

1462
01:13:27,333 –> 01:13:31,083
The bathroom will not smell
too good when I’m done.

1463
01:13:31,083 –> 01:13:33,208
– Another animal disappeared today,

1464
01:13:33,208 –> 01:13:37,791
a bear from across the river,
and what’s the palace doing?

1465
01:13:37,791 –> 01:13:40,958
Absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing.

1466
01:13:40,958 –> 01:13:43,666
We must have action, what
are the police doing?

1467
01:13:43,666 –> 01:13:48,500
This crime wave must stop< these
criminals must be put away.

1468
01:13:48,500 –> 01:13:51,416
Keep watching Monkey News all night.

1469
01:13:51,416 –> 01:13:53,416
♪ Monkey News ♪

1470
01:13:53,416 –> 01:13:54,916
– This is terrible.

1471
01:13:54,916 –> 01:13:57,583
What the heck is my Chief
of Police doing about it?

1472
01:13:57,583 –> 01:14:00,875
(phone rings)

1473
01:14:00,875 –> 01:14:01,708
– Good afternoon.

1474
01:14:01,708 –> 01:14:03,500
– It’s nighttime, a bear has disappeared

1475
01:14:03,500 –> 01:14:05,208
across the river, go investigate.

1476
01:14:05,208 –> 01:14:08,083
– The river is far away
and will take a lot of time

1477
01:14:08,083 –> 01:14:10,916
to get there, and I don’t have that.

1478
01:14:10,916 –> 01:14:12,750
– Wake up, Rapid, like it or not,

1479
01:14:12,750 –> 01:14:15,250
you will go do your job
and I will meet you there.

1480
01:14:15,250 –> 01:14:16,791
– I’ll go as fast as I can.

1481
01:14:16,791 –> 01:14:19,958
I’ll even try to get a ride out there.

1482
01:14:23,125 –> 01:14:27,000
(slow orchestral music)

1483
01:14:27,000 –> 01:14:30,750
There are shoe prints
all over the crime scene.

1484
01:14:30,750 –> 01:14:34,125
– But nobody wears shoes in the jungle.

1485
01:14:34,125 –> 01:14:36,250
– Maybe it was an alien–

1486
01:14:36,250 –> 01:14:38,541
– Oh, Rapid, if your
mind moved any slower,

1487
01:14:38,541 –> 01:14:40,875
your teeth wouldn’t know
what to do in your mouth.

1488
01:14:40,875 –> 01:14:44,708
Something’s really suspicious
about this whole affair.

1489
01:14:44,708 –> 01:14:46,916
– Shoe prints don’t appear out of nowhere,

1490
01:14:46,916 –> 01:14:48,583
they must lead somewhere.

1491
01:14:48,583 –> 01:14:50,000
– Super Dude, why didn’t you tell me?

1492
01:14:50,000 –> 01:14:51,958
– Sorry, sir, I’ll drop and give you 20.

1493
01:14:51,958 –> 01:14:52,791
– Knock it off.

1494
01:14:52,791 –> 01:14:53,625
– Thank you.

1495
01:14:53,625 –> 01:14:54,625
– Follow me.

1496
01:14:59,458 –> 01:15:02,500
There’s a footprint and there’s another.

1497
01:15:02,500 –> 01:15:03,875
I think we’re getting lucky,

1498
01:15:03,875 –> 01:15:06,416
the trail leads right down this path.

1499
01:15:06,416 –> 01:15:09,208
Hey, who turned off the sun, it’s so dark.

1500
01:15:09,208 –> 01:15:11,083
– My king, why don’t we set up our camp?

1501
01:15:11,083 –> 01:15:13,291
We’ll continue the search in the morning.

1502
01:15:13,291 –> 01:15:15,458
– That is a brilliant idea, Super Dude.

1503
01:15:15,458 –> 01:15:17,291
– I’m sure you would
have thought of it soon.

1504
01:15:17,291 –> 01:15:18,125
– You’re right.

1505
01:15:18,125 –> 01:15:19,125
– Thank you.

1506
01:15:24,666 –> 01:15:28,500
(mosquitoes buzzing)

1507
01:15:28,500 –> 01:15:32,666
– These nasty mosquitoes,
I’ll never get to sleep.

1508
01:15:34,458 –> 01:15:38,875
Hmm, look at that, he’s
fast asleep, pathetic.

1509
01:15:38,875 –> 01:15:41,208
– Thank you, sir, thank you.

1510
01:15:46,375 –> 01:15:47,666
– Those lights, what’s that house

1511
01:15:47,666 –> 01:15:48,750
in the middle of the forest?

1512
01:15:48,750 –> 01:15:51,166
And I wonder who lives there.

1513
01:15:54,708 –> 01:15:55,541
Oh.

1514
01:16:00,833 –> 01:16:04,500
(dramatic orchestral music)

1515
01:16:06,250 –> 01:16:09,833
Goodness, what are all these
animals doing in cages?

1516
01:16:09,833 –> 01:16:10,666
– Mangu!

1517
01:16:10,666 –> 01:16:14,041
(Mangu cries out)

1518
01:16:14,041 –> 01:16:15,041
Mangu!

1519
01:16:15,041 –> 01:16:18,250
– My Lord, how, you shouldn’t
be in there, my Lord.

1520
01:16:18,250 –> 01:16:20,041
I mean, ex Lord because I’m king now.

1521
01:16:20,041 –> 01:16:21,916
Wow, this is pretty
awkward, don’t you think?

1522
01:16:21,916 –> 01:16:23,666
– Get us out of this cage.

1523
01:16:23,666 –> 01:16:25,458
– But how did you get in
the cage in the first place?

1524
01:16:25,458 –> 01:16:30,166
– You wouldn’t believe me if
I told you, but I’ll tell you.

1525
01:16:30,166 –> 01:16:32,083
Remember election night?

1526
01:16:32,083 –> 01:16:34,000
(thunder crashes)

1527
01:16:34,000 –> 01:16:37,125
– My Lord, we must hurry, we
can use the secret passageway

1528
01:16:37,125 –> 01:16:42,125
to escape the palace.
(slow orchestral music)

1529
01:16:43,583 –> 01:16:46,708
– Miss Fitna, when will
we reach the safe house?

1530
01:16:46,708 –> 01:16:49,791
It’s so dark, just like life.

1531
01:16:49,791 –> 01:16:52,541
– Fitna, when will we reach
the end of the tunnel?

1532
01:16:52,541 –> 01:16:55,416
– My Lord, we are nearing
the end of our journey.

1533
01:16:55,416 –> 01:16:57,666
If you can just be patient
for a little while longer,

1534
01:16:57,666 –> 01:16:59,666
everything will sort itself out.

1535
01:16:59,666 –> 01:17:02,208
Here we are, here’s the end of the tunnel.

1536
01:17:02,208 –> 01:17:03,375
See, like I told you,

1537
01:17:03,375 –> 01:17:06,958
there’s the entrance
right in front of you.

1538
01:17:12,291 –> 01:17:14,791
– [Shazad] Where are we going?

1539
01:17:19,708 –> 01:17:21,333
– Oh, no, no.

1540
01:17:21,333 –> 01:17:23,583
– Fitna, how did this happen?

1541
01:17:23,583 –> 01:17:27,041
– I have no idea how
we got trapped in here.

1542
01:17:27,041 –> 01:17:29,708
But really, you’re the one that’s trapped,

1543
01:17:29,708 –> 01:17:33,458
you and your son, (laughs) stupid son.

1544
01:17:33,458 –> 01:17:38,458
– Is this a joke?
(dramatic orchestral music)

1545
01:17:42,541 –> 01:17:45,541
(Ringmaster laughs)

1546
01:17:49,041 –> 01:17:50,708
(whip cracks)

1547
01:17:50,708 –> 01:17:54,250
– Welcome, welcome Ringmaster, sir.

1548
01:17:54,250 –> 01:17:55,916
– Ringmaster, my butt.

1549
01:17:55,916 –> 01:17:59,416
He looks just like a circus clown, a tool.

1550
01:18:02,250 –> 01:18:04,625
– You are quite mistaken,
Ringmaster is not the clown

1551
01:18:04,625 –> 01:18:06,750
of the circus, no, he’s not.

1552
01:18:06,750 –> 01:18:11,666
On the contrary, if I may say,
he’s the king of the circus.

1553
01:18:14,000 –> 01:18:17,000
(Ringmaster laughs)

1554
01:18:19,250 –> 01:18:21,125
And now the two of you will
have the great pleasure

1555
01:18:21,125 –> 01:18:22,833
of performing in his circus at the crack

1556
01:18:22,833 –> 01:18:24,833
of his whip, what fun.

1557
01:18:24,833 –> 01:18:27,250
I’ve always said lions and
elephants may be stronger,

1558
01:18:27,250 –> 01:18:29,291
but they belong in the circus.

1559
01:18:29,291 –> 01:18:31,875
This is only the
beginning, Ringmaster, sir.

1560
01:18:31,875 –> 01:18:32,833
(whip cracks)

1561
01:18:32,833 –> 01:18:35,833
Oh, don’t worry, I do
remember my promise to you.

1562
01:18:35,833 –> 01:18:37,750
You told me to let the
elections happen and I did.

1563
01:18:37,750 –> 01:18:38,750
(Ringmaster growls)

1564
01:18:38,750 –> 01:18:41,166
Let the donkey wear the cap,
sorry, sorry, I mean crown,

1565
01:18:41,166 –> 01:18:42,500
and then I will deliver hundreds

1566
01:18:42,500 –> 01:18:47,500
and hundreds of animals to
your circus, hundreds. (laughs)

1567
01:18:47,625 –> 01:18:50,625
(Ringmaster laughs)

1568
01:18:52,666 –> 01:18:54,041
(whip cracks)

1569
01:18:54,041 –> 01:18:58,250
– Fitna, how could I have been so foolish?

1570
01:18:58,250 –> 01:19:00,333
All this time, I thought I was the king,

1571
01:19:00,333 –> 01:19:03,000
but as it turns out, I was only a pawn.

1572
01:19:03,000 –> 01:19:05,958
– Ah, their ultimate goal
was to steal all the animals

1573
01:19:05,958 –> 01:19:06,958
for the circus.

1574
01:19:06,958 –> 01:19:08,000
– Got it, DK?

1575
01:19:08,000 –> 01:19:08,916
– DK?

1576
01:19:08,916 –> 01:19:12,416
– It stands for donkey king,
don’t you understand anything?

1577
01:19:12,416 –> 01:19:13,250
– Oh, yes.

1578
01:19:16,208 –> 01:19:17,958
– It sounds like they’re coming back.

1579
01:19:17,958 –> 01:19:20,125
DK, you must get us out of here.

1580
01:19:20,125 –> 01:19:21,375
– You know, I may be a donkey,

1581
01:19:21,375 –> 01:19:23,958
but that doesn’t make me a
fool, I need a place to hide.

1582
01:19:23,958 –> 01:19:27,541
(ominous orchestral music)

1583
01:19:29,500 –> 01:19:31,916
– Who were you just speaking to, old man?

1584
01:19:31,916 –> 01:19:33,833
You better tell us right away, you better.

1585
01:19:33,833 –> 01:19:36,833
– No one, no one, I was
just practicing my speech.

1586
01:19:36,833 –> 01:19:37,958
– Just saying, the king

1587
01:19:37,958 –> 01:19:40,208
of the jungle giving a
speech will be a huge hit

1588
01:19:40,208 –> 01:19:42,500
in the circus. (laughs)

1589
01:19:42,500 –> 01:19:44,000
(Ringmaster growls)

1590
01:19:44,000 –> 01:19:44,833
– Daddy.

1591
01:19:45,958 –> 01:19:49,291
– You talk to him, I’m right behind you.

1592
01:19:59,958 –> 01:20:02,958
(Ringmaster laughs)

1593
01:20:09,333 –> 01:20:10,333
(whip cracks)

1594
01:20:10,333 –> 01:20:12,916
Ringmaster was very clear
when he said, what did he say?

1595
01:20:12,916 –> 01:20:14,000
(Ringmaster growls)

1596
01:20:14,000 –> 01:20:15,375
(whip cracks)

1597
01:20:15,375 –> 01:20:16,583
Maybe you should talk to him.

1598
01:20:16,583 –> 01:20:19,708
– No need to be upset,
Ringmaster, everything is ready.

1599
01:20:19,708 –> 01:20:21,208
Tomorrow morning, just as planned,

1600
01:20:21,208 –> 01:20:23,250
I’ll bring all the animals to the circus.

1601
01:20:23,250 –> 01:20:26,250
(Ringmaster laughs)

1602
01:20:37,083 –> 01:20:38,500
(door slams)

1603
01:20:38,500 –> 01:20:42,166
– Fitna, Fitna, you may do
what you have to with me,

1604
01:20:42,166 –> 01:20:44,750
but for heaven’s sake, spare
the rest of the animals.

1605
01:20:44,750 –> 01:20:47,416
They’re innocent, there’s no
place for them in the circus.

1606
01:20:47,416 –> 01:20:49,708
– Excuse me, why would I let them go?

1607
01:20:49,708 –> 01:20:51,208
If we can’t use them in the circus,

1608
01:20:51,208 –> 01:20:54,166
we can sell their skins,
or perhaps we’ll sell them

1609
01:20:54,166 –> 01:20:59,166
for animal testing, there’s
always a market. (laughs)

1610
01:21:10,375 –> 01:21:12,541
(phone clatters)

1611
01:21:12,541 –> 01:21:14,958
Godzilla, go see who that is.

1612
01:21:18,041 –> 01:21:19,125
What is this?

1613
01:21:21,166 –> 01:21:26,166
Come back here, stop.
(upbeat orchestral music)

1614
01:21:27,958 –> 01:21:29,208
Come back here.

1615
01:21:34,916 –> 01:21:38,666
I just want to see your
Twitter feed, honest.

1616
01:21:41,958 –> 01:21:43,958
Can I offer you a bribe?

1617
01:21:45,875 –> 01:21:48,625
He’s so fast, is he part cheetah?

1618
01:21:56,583 –> 01:21:58,416
Oh, snap, donkey dead.

1619
01:22:05,833 –> 01:22:09,125
(Mangu snores)

1620
01:22:09,125 –> 01:22:12,125
– Who said you could sleep?

1621
01:22:12,125 –> 01:22:13,625
– What’s going on?

1622
01:22:18,375 –> 01:22:19,625
Father, Father.

1623
01:22:21,458 –> 01:22:25,875
Father, I have to admit
it, I’m a complete fool.

1624
01:22:25,875 –> 01:22:29,916
That evil fox made me do
some really terrible things.

1625
01:22:29,916 –> 01:22:32,000
(Mangu cries)

1626
01:22:32,000 –> 01:22:34,333
– Son, despite what people may say,

1627
01:22:34,333 –> 01:22:36,458
you have a brain up
there under that crown,

1628
01:22:36,458 –> 01:22:38,625
and it’s full of little gray cells,

1629
01:22:38,625 –> 01:22:40,958
and now it is time for you to use it.

1630
01:22:40,958 –> 01:22:43,125
– You told me that dreaming was good,

1631
01:22:43,125 –> 01:22:46,000
but I’m living a nightmare.
– Okay, calm down.

1632
01:22:46,000 –> 01:22:48,166
– [Mangu] I was under the
illusion that I was a king.

1633
01:22:48,166 –> 01:22:49,833
– It’s not an illusion.

1634
01:22:49,833 –> 01:22:52,666
You are the legitimate king,
and you shouldn’t need me

1635
01:22:52,666 –> 01:22:56,750
to tell you that, so now
go and save your people.

1636
01:22:57,875 –> 01:23:00,208
– I know you’re right, wait,
let me upload this video

1637
01:23:00,208 –> 01:23:01,833
to Facebook first, all right?

1638
01:23:01,833 –> 01:23:04,208
– Oh, Mangu, forget it, in life you’ve got

1639
01:23:04,208 –> 01:23:07,250
to face your problems, not Facebook them.

1640
01:23:07,250 –> 01:23:11,041
– Dad, I don’t know if
I can do this alone.

1641
01:23:11,041 –> 01:23:12,000
Come with me, please.

1642
01:23:12,000 –> 01:23:14,458
– Sorry, you have to do this yourself.

1643
01:23:14,458 –> 01:23:17,041
The people elected you king, now it’s time

1644
01:23:17,041 –> 01:23:21,000
to show them exactly why
they elected you king.

1645
01:23:21,000 –> 01:23:26,000
It’s your story, Mangu, it’s
your story, you are the hero.

1646
01:23:26,125 –> 01:23:27,625
Now go on, get out there

1647
01:23:27,625 –> 01:23:30,583
and be the king you promised
the animals you would be.

1648
01:23:30,583 –> 01:23:31,416
– But–

1649
01:23:31,416 –> 01:23:32,875
– Though you were born a donkey,

1650
01:23:32,875 –> 01:23:35,875
now you wear the crown of a king.

1651
01:23:35,875 –> 01:23:39,666
Now go, donkey king, don’t
make me have to tell you again.

1652
01:23:39,666 –> 01:23:44,666
Go and make me proud.
(upbeat orchestral music)

1653
01:23:51,375 –> 01:23:53,875
A father’s work is never done.

1654
01:23:56,041 –> 01:23:57,916
– I haven’t seen the king today.

1655
01:23:57,916 –> 01:23:59,541
Could he have been kidnapped too?

1656
01:23:59,541 –> 01:24:01,458
– We should be so lucky,

1657
01:24:01,458 –> 01:24:03,958
then maybe things would
start working again.

1658
01:24:03,958 –> 01:24:07,166
– There he is now, the new king.

1659
01:24:07,166 –> 01:24:09,291
(Mangu pants)

1660
01:24:09,291 –> 01:24:10,333
– Sir, sir.

1661
01:24:10,333 –> 01:24:13,458
– Get that away from me, I
don’t deserve the respect.

1662
01:24:13,458 –> 01:24:14,458
– It’s an umbrella.

1663
01:24:14,458 –> 01:24:18,166
– Not now, brothers, I
need you to forgive me.

1664
01:24:18,166 –> 01:24:21,291
Forgive me for how I failed
you, I didn’t mean to.

1665
01:24:21,291 –> 01:24:23,125
– But Mangu, what do you mean?

1666
01:24:23,125 –> 01:24:25,833
– Zandar, you can’t imagine
a horrible thing I’ve done

1667
01:24:25,833 –> 01:24:29,125
as your king, but they made me do it.

1668
01:24:29,125 –> 01:24:31,000
Fitna’s been working to destroy us,

1669
01:24:31,000 –> 01:24:33,916
and she’s been using me
as her unwitting donkey.

1670
01:24:33,916 –> 01:24:34,875
– What did he say?

1671
01:24:34,875 –> 01:24:37,291
– Bull brother, bull bro, I discovered

1672
01:24:37,291 –> 01:24:38,916
where they took your missing brother,

1673
01:24:38,916 –> 01:24:41,708
and your son who’s been
missing for so long.

1674
01:24:41,708 –> 01:24:43,416
Your children are being held in cages.

1675
01:24:43,416 –> 01:24:44,250
– What?

1676
01:24:44,250 –> 01:24:46,916
– I’ve seen them myself
there with my own eyes.

1677
01:24:46,916 –> 01:24:49,208
– Oh, where are they, please tell me.

1678
01:24:49,208 –> 01:24:51,625
– Fitna, Fitna is the one holding them.

1679
01:24:51,625 –> 01:24:54,083
They’re all being held
in cages, her plan is

1680
01:24:54,083 –> 01:24:56,750
to transport them to
the Ringmaster’s circus.

1681
01:24:56,750 –> 01:24:59,166
Though I found them, I
couldn’t set them free.

1682
01:24:59,166 –> 01:25:00,708
– What kind of madness is this?

1683
01:25:00,708 –> 01:25:02,708
– The worst kind of madness,
she even has the king

1684
01:25:02,708 –> 01:25:04,416
and Shazad locked up, too.

1685
01:25:04,416 –> 01:25:06,416
– Wow, Mangu, (claps) wow.

1686
01:25:06,416 –> 01:25:09,000
As a king, you’re already a joke,

1687
01:25:09,000 –> 01:25:11,250
but you just took it to the next level.

1688
01:25:11,250 –> 01:25:12,541
(group laughs)

1689
01:25:12,541 –> 01:25:14,041
– Brothers, you must believe me.

1690
01:25:14,041 –> 01:25:15,458
We can’t let them get away with it.

1691
01:25:15,458 –> 01:25:18,458
– Why should we, have you done
anything to earn our trust?

1692
01:25:18,458 –> 01:25:20,791
– We don’t have time to
stand here and debate this.

1693
01:25:20,791 –> 01:25:22,666
If we don’t do something right away,

1694
01:25:22,666 –> 01:25:26,041
Fitna’s gonna turn those
animals into circus slaves.

1695
01:25:26,041 –> 01:25:29,666
– Mangu, we should never
have made you king.

1696
01:25:29,666 –> 01:25:32,583
It was the biggest mistake we made.

1697
01:25:35,166 –> 01:25:39,750
– Maybe, maybe you’re right,
but I am still the king now,

1698
01:25:39,750 –> 01:25:43,000
and despite what you may
think, that won’t change.

1699
01:25:43,000 –> 01:25:45,625
It’s time for me to act like
the king you want me to be.

1700
01:25:45,625 –> 01:25:47,625
I’m going on a rescue mission,

1701
01:25:47,625 –> 01:25:50,208
even if I have to go all alone.

1702
01:25:51,250 –> 01:25:52,708
– Then go.

1703
01:25:52,708 –> 01:25:55,125
– Thanks for nothing, I’m out.

1704
01:25:55,125 –> 01:25:56,416
– Hey, everyone, look,

1705
01:25:56,416 –> 01:25:59,125
Mangu’s finally acting like a real donkey.

1706
01:25:59,125 –> 01:26:01,708
(group laughs)

1707
01:26:02,875 –> 01:26:04,833
(horn honks)

1708
01:26:04,833 –> 01:26:06,666
– They’re on their way to the circus,

1709
01:26:06,666 –> 01:26:08,916
but I’m the one who’s gonna stop them.

1710
01:26:08,916 –> 01:26:12,583
(dramatic orchestral music)

1711
01:26:14,791 –> 01:26:15,625
– DK!

1712
01:26:17,875 –> 01:26:19,291
– Save us, King, save us!
(overlapping chattering)

1713
01:26:19,291 –> 01:26:22,625
(slow orchestral music)

1714
01:26:37,708 –> 01:26:39,833
– Sir, did you happen
to see this video posted

1715
01:26:39,833 –> 01:26:41,791
on Mangu’s Facebook page?

1716
01:26:41,791 –> 01:26:43,916
– Then Mangu is telling the truth?

1717
01:26:43,916 –> 01:26:45,708
Get this story out immediately.

1718
01:26:45,708 –> 01:26:47,541
– But this isn’t evil news.

1719
01:26:47,541 –> 01:26:49,375
– There are times for doing evil,

1720
01:26:49,375 –> 01:26:53,166
and there are times for
doing what is so needed.

1721
01:26:53,166 –> 01:26:54,625
Go and break the news.

1722
01:26:54,625 –> 01:26:57,958
(dramatic orchestral music)

1723
01:26:57,958 –> 01:27:02,083
– Fitna and the Ringmaster’s
plan is exposed.

1724
01:27:02,083 –> 01:27:05,583
Can the donkey king defeat
these villains all by himself?

1725
01:27:05,583 –> 01:27:08,041
You gotta keep watching Monkey News.

1726
01:27:08,041 –> 01:27:10,625
It’s about our family today. (cries)

1727
01:27:10,625 –> 01:27:13,291
Come on, we have to go help Mangu.

1728
01:27:13,291 –> 01:27:15,000
– Mangu was right, we have to help.

1729
01:27:15,000 –> 01:27:17,000
Come on, now, get going.

1730
01:27:19,541 –> 01:27:21,625
– [Mangu] No, no, no, no.

1731
01:27:28,833 –> 01:27:31,666
(Mangu cries out)

1732
01:27:33,583 –> 01:27:36,000
(horn honks)

1733
01:27:38,958 –> 01:27:42,250
– My King, you need to
straddle the bike, it’s safer.

1734
01:27:42,250 –> 01:27:46,250
– But my pants are really
tight, they could rip.

1735
01:27:48,833 –> 01:27:49,750
– Not good.

1736
01:27:51,416 –> 01:27:52,416
– I got you.

1737
01:28:01,875 –> 01:28:04,791
– Hey, is somebody cooking meatballs?

1738
01:28:04,791 –> 01:28:07,791
Oh, no, it’s me, I’m cooking.

1739
01:28:07,791 –> 01:28:09,041
Oh, that’s bad.

1740
01:28:12,000 –> 01:28:12,833
– Yeah.

1741
01:28:19,875 –> 01:28:22,083
– Excuse me, fun fact about cars.

1742
01:28:22,083 –> 01:28:27,083
They often have two doors,
one on each side. (laughs)

1743
01:28:30,125 –> 01:28:33,666
– It is a goal, the crowd goes wild.

1744
01:28:33,666 –> 01:28:36,041
The crowd goes wild.

1745
01:28:36,041 –> 01:28:37,291
– Mangu, Mangu!

1746
01:28:45,583 –> 01:28:48,041
– What’s going on, why is this happening?

1747
01:28:48,041 –> 01:28:50,000
I was just minding my own business.

1748
01:28:50,000 –> 01:28:52,791
They’re out to get me,
they’re all out to get me.

1749
01:28:52,791 –> 01:28:56,708
People tell me I’m
crazy, but obviously not.

1750
01:28:56,708 –> 01:29:00,375
(dramatic orchestral music)

1751
01:29:08,041 –> 01:29:11,291
– Let’s go, ex king, give me your hand.

1752
01:29:16,666 –> 01:29:19,583
(tires screeching)

1753
01:29:21,125 –> 01:29:24,875
(whimsical orchestral music)

1754
01:29:33,458 –> 01:29:36,791
– He’s up, he’s up, it’s
going, he has done it again.

1755
01:29:36,791 –> 01:29:39,041
The crowd goes totally wild.

1756
01:29:39,041 –> 01:29:43,750
– Where have (mumbles) hijinks gotten to?

1757
01:29:43,750 –> 01:29:48,750
– Go, stop the fox, now.
(dramatic orchestral music)

1758
01:29:51,125 –> 01:29:52,291
(brakes screeching)

1759
01:29:52,291 –> 01:29:53,125
– No.

1760
01:29:53,125 –> 01:29:55,791
– [Super Dude] Shazad, Shazad!

1761
01:29:55,791 –> 01:29:57,208
– Oh, no, no way.

1762
01:29:59,291 –> 01:30:00,708
– [Shazad] Daddy!

1763
01:30:07,958 –> 01:30:10,500
(Fitna laughs)

1764
01:30:12,416 –> 01:30:15,250
(Mangu cries out)

1765
01:30:19,666 –> 01:30:21,375
– [Mangu] Come on, Prince.

1766
01:30:21,375 –> 01:30:22,208
– [Shazad] DK.

1767
01:30:22,208 –> 01:30:24,000
– Give me your hand.

1768
01:30:24,000 –> 01:30:26,666
– If you’re asking for my
hand, you have to ask my dad.

1769
01:30:26,666 –> 01:30:28,875
– I’m not trying to marry you, come on.

1770
01:30:28,875 –> 01:30:31,333
Let’s go, Shazad, come on, let’s go.

1771
01:30:31,333 –> 01:30:32,583
– Daddy, Daddy!

1772
01:30:33,500 –> 01:30:35,833
– Shazad, this is a rescue.

1773
01:30:35,833 –> 01:30:37,625
I’ve never seen anything like him.

1774
01:30:37,625 –> 01:30:42,625
(Mangu cries out)
(ominous orchestral music)

1775
01:30:51,458 –> 01:30:54,208
(Fitna growls)

1776
01:30:54,208 –> 01:30:58,875
– What shall I feast on today,
donkey pie or donkey fry?

1777
01:31:00,166 –> 01:31:01,750
– I prefer goodbye.

1778
01:31:07,333 –> 01:31:10,708
(brakes screeching)

1779
01:31:10,708 –> 01:31:13,208
(Fitna gasps)

1780
01:31:13,208 –> 01:31:15,083
– That sure was a close one,
I could have been killed

1781
01:31:15,083 –> 01:31:17,958
by that, but I’m okay now, huh?

1782
01:31:17,958 –> 01:31:20,791
(Fitna cries out)

1783
01:31:23,666 –> 01:31:25,500
– I need to invade your personal space.

1784
01:31:25,500 –> 01:31:28,125
– [Shazad] Under no circumstance
are you to invade my–

1785
01:31:28,125 –> 01:31:31,416
(Shazad cries out)

1786
01:31:31,416 –> 01:31:35,333
– Oh, oh, oh. (screams)

1787
01:31:35,333 –> 01:31:39,000
(dramatic orchestral music)

1788
01:31:42,333 –> 01:31:45,291
(crowd gasps)

1789
01:31:45,291 –> 01:31:49,208
(quiet overlapping chattering)

1790
01:31:52,333 –> 01:31:54,625
– I know sometimes he can
be very inappropriate,

1791
01:31:54,625 –> 01:31:57,125
but he died saving my life.

1792
01:31:57,125 –> 01:32:00,375
– Mangu was good at heart, a good king.

1793
01:32:07,250 –> 01:32:10,083
– Move out of my way
so I can see who died.

1794
01:32:10,083 –> 01:32:12,375
Oh, no, darn. (cries)

1795
01:32:12,375 –> 01:32:14,875
– My Lord, it was you we were mourning.

1796
01:32:14,875 –> 01:32:16,791
How did you manage to escape?

1797
01:32:16,791 –> 01:32:18,375
– Even though a shark tried to eat me,

1798
01:32:18,375 –> 01:32:19,791
he decided against it.

1799
01:32:19,791 –> 01:32:22,166
I guess he thought I was just too bony.

1800
01:32:22,166 –> 01:32:23,875
(group laughs)

1801
01:32:23,875 –> 01:32:26,458
(group cheers)

1802
01:32:31,458 –> 01:32:34,958
Your Majesty, allow me
to return your crown.

1803
01:32:34,958 –> 01:32:39,083
You see, I’m a donkey, that
is all I will ever need.

1804
01:32:39,083 –> 01:32:43,250
– Mangu, the people of Azadnagar
chose you to be their king.

1805
01:32:43,250 –> 01:32:46,916
That’s a sacred bond that no
one can ever take from you.

1806
01:32:46,916 –> 01:32:47,750
– Huh?

1807
01:32:48,708 –> 01:32:50,041
– Not even me.

1808
01:32:50,041 –> 01:32:52,541
(slow orchestral music)

1809
01:32:52,541 –> 01:32:55,125
– Zandar, please, make
him try to understand.

1810
01:32:55,125 –> 01:32:57,791
– I’d love to help you, but
I can’t because he’s right.

1811
01:32:57,791 –> 01:33:00,875
The animals elected you, you
are the duly elected king.

1812
01:33:00,875 –> 01:33:04,000
– How can I possibly run the
government all by myself?

1813
01:33:04,000 –> 01:33:06,125
– You don’t have to, a government is run

1814
01:33:06,125 –> 01:33:09,250
by more than a king,
it’s run by many animals.

1815
01:33:09,250 –> 01:33:11,583
– But where will I find all these animals?

1816
01:33:11,583 –> 01:33:14,041
– They’re all around you, Mangu,

1817
01:33:14,041 –> 01:33:17,125
each one ready to serve if you pick them.

1818
01:33:17,125 –> 01:33:19,166
– Zandar, I’m so confused.

1819
01:33:19,166 –> 01:33:22,500
– It’s like this, if your
ears were where your eyes are

1820
01:33:22,500 –> 01:33:24,875
and your eyes where you have ears,

1821
01:33:24,875 –> 01:33:28,208
nobody would be able to
see or hear anything.

1822
01:33:28,208 –> 01:33:30,208
If you put the wrong person in a position

1823
01:33:30,208 –> 01:33:34,041
that’s wrong for them, then
nothing’s ever going to work.

1824
01:33:34,041 –> 01:33:35,625
– Oh, I get it now.

1825
01:33:37,875 –> 01:33:40,875
In that case, I hereby state

1826
01:33:40,875 –> 01:33:43,000
that you will be our
new Commander in Chief.

1827
01:33:43,000 –> 01:33:44,875
No one would dare defy
my orders if they knew

1828
01:33:44,875 –> 01:33:48,000
that you were around the palace.

1829
01:33:48,000 –> 01:33:50,041
And you, Rapid?
– Good afternoon.

1830
01:33:50,041 –> 01:33:52,166
– I’m now gonna make you
the Minister of Complaints.

1831
01:33:52,166 –> 01:33:54,333
You have the patience
to listen to everyone.

1832
01:33:54,333 –> 01:33:55,166
And you, Lando.

1833
01:33:55,166 –> 01:33:56,000
– Pardon?

1834
01:33:56,000 –> 01:33:58,041
– You are in charge of
protecting our border.

1835
01:33:58,041 –> 01:33:59,291
You’ll be able to see the threats

1836
01:33:59,291 –> 01:34:00,291
that come to us from afar.

1837
01:34:00,291 –> 01:34:03,000
– You want a brand new car?

1838
01:34:03,000 –> 01:34:04,833
– You can see far.

1839
01:34:04,833 –> 01:34:06,875
– Very smart, sir, with the right person

1840
01:34:06,875 –> 01:34:09,458
in the right position, in no time at all,

1841
01:34:09,458 –> 01:34:11,166
we’ll be a new nation.

1842
01:34:11,166 –> 01:34:13,916
– Super Dude, why didn’t you tell me this?

1843
01:34:13,916 –> 01:34:16,375
– I’ll drop and give you 20 pushups, sir.

1844
01:34:16,375 –> 01:34:17,375
– That’s nonsense.

1845
01:34:17,375 –> 01:34:19,041
– Thank you.

1846
01:34:19,041 –> 01:34:20,916
– And in this new nation of ours,

1847
01:34:20,916 –> 01:34:23,583
Monkey News shall speak no evil,

1848
01:34:23,583 –> 01:34:28,083
hear no evil, and in the
future, we will show no evil.

1849
01:34:29,666 –> 01:34:31,166
– Sir, the ratings?

1850
01:34:31,166 –> 01:34:33,458
– I said forget the ratings.

1851
01:34:33,458 –> 01:34:36,541
– Excuse me, excuse me,
can someone please tell me

1852
01:34:36,541 –> 01:34:39,041
what there is for me to do around here?

1853
01:34:39,041 –> 01:34:43,166
– Three jobs, entertainment,
entertainment, entertainment.

1854
01:34:43,166 –> 01:34:48,125
(Shazad cheers)
(group laughs)

1855
01:34:48,125 –> 01:34:51,333
Good people of Azad City, a few words.

1856
01:34:51,333 –> 01:34:53,625
Lift your ears proudly and use your tails

1857
01:34:53,625 –> 01:34:56,625
to whip the flies away because now,

1858
01:34:56,625 –> 01:34:58,875
our nation is under donkey,

1859
01:35:00,000 –> 01:35:02,583
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1860
01:35:03,500 –> 01:35:05,583
It’s animal rule.
(upbeat orchestral music)

1861
01:35:05,583 –> 01:35:08,166
(crowd cheers)

1862
01:35:16,833 –> 01:35:20,333
– Okay, it’s time for me to go, son.

1863
01:35:20,333 –> 01:35:23,000
– But Father, how would
I do this without you?

1864
01:35:23,000 –> 01:35:25,291
– You don’t need me anymore.

1865
01:35:25,291 –> 01:35:30,041
You have proven that while you
may have been born a donkey,

1866
01:35:30,041 –> 01:35:32,708
you are now a king.
(slow orchestral music)

1867
01:35:32,708 –> 01:35:36,583
You’ll be fine, just
wash behind your ears.

1868
01:35:36,583 –> 01:35:40,416
– Huh?
(slow orchestral music)

1869
01:35:48,000 –> 01:35:50,875
(upbeat drumming)

1870
01:35:50,875 –> 01:35:54,000
– Three, two, one, yo, what’s good?

1871
01:35:54,000 –> 01:35:57,500
It’s your boy, Kenny Knox, and
I’m playing the donkey king,

1872
01:35:57,500 –> 01:36:01,208
Mangu, we’re here, day one,
you about to get started.

1873
01:36:01,208 –> 01:36:03,458
I’m excited, probably be really fun.

1874
01:36:03,458 –> 01:36:06,125
It’s my first leading
role, it’s animation.

1875
01:36:06,125 –> 01:36:07,541
I always wanted to do animation.

1876
01:36:07,541 –> 01:36:11,875
I’m excited, goodbye.
(upbeat music)

1877
01:36:13,625 –> 01:36:15,125
– Day one, recording my voiceover.

1878
01:36:15,125 –> 01:36:16,833
It’s Mark Dohner, I’m playing Shazad.

1879
01:36:16,833 –> 01:36:18,791
He’s got the blue streak in his hair.

1880
01:36:18,791 –> 01:36:23,291
I went with the pink, but
we’ll see how it goes today.

1881
01:36:25,625 –> 01:36:27,958
– [Production Assistant]
Okay, go ahead, do it.

1882
01:36:27,958 –> 01:36:30,041
(Kenny brays)

1883
01:36:30,041 –> 01:36:33,208
– I’m trying to make the donkey noise.

1884
01:36:35,708 –> 01:36:36,791
– I look amazing.

1885
01:36:36,791 –> 01:36:37,958
– [Fitna] Wow.

1886
01:36:37,958 –> 01:36:39,166
– I look amazing?

1887
01:36:39,166 –> 01:36:40,583
– [Production Assistant]
Yeah, there you go (mumbles).

1888
01:36:40,583 –> 01:36:42,416
– How do you think I look, Miss Fitna?

1889
01:36:42,416 –> 01:36:43,916
I look amazing?

1890
01:36:43,916 –> 01:36:45,291
– [Fitna] Wow.

1891
01:36:45,291 –> 01:36:46,625
– [Production Assistant]
Just be a little more excited

1892
01:36:46,625 –> 01:36:48,791
about this, like he’s proud of his–

1893
01:36:48,791 –> 01:36:51,041
– How do you think I look, Miss Fitna?

1894
01:36:51,041 –> 01:36:52,875
I look amazing, I look amazing?

1895
01:36:52,875 –> 01:36:53,916
– [Production Assistant] Yeah, great.

1896
01:36:53,916 –> 01:36:57,750
– How do you think I look,
Miss Fitna, I look amazing?

1897
01:36:57,750 –> 01:37:00,500
– [Production Assistant] Perfect.

1898
01:37:02,958 –> 01:37:06,208
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey,
new king, donkey, new king ♪

1899
01:37:06,208 –> 01:37:11,208
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey,
new king, donkey, new king ♪

1900
01:37:20,250 –> 01:37:24,833
♪ Donkey, new king, donkey,
new king, donkey, new king ♪

1901
01:37:24,833 –> 01:37:29,291
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1902
01:37:29,291 –> 01:37:33,625
♪ All the people dancing in joy ♪

1903
01:37:33,625 –> 01:37:38,000
♪ Azadnagar has a new king,
donkey Mangu is the new king ♪

1904
01:37:38,000 –> 01:37:42,000
♪ All the people dancing in joy ♪

1905
01:37:43,541 –> 01:37:46,208
(Shazad laughs)

1906
01:37:47,375 –> 01:37:49,125
– [Shazad] Miss Fitna, Miss Fitna,

1907
01:37:49,125 –> 01:37:51,416
say it again, just one more time.

1908
01:37:51,416 –> 01:37:54,833
(overlapping chattering)

1909
01:37:56,666 –> 01:37:59,791
– Great day, day one is
wrapped, we in this thing.

1910
01:37:59,791 –> 01:38:01,208
I’m onto day two.

1911
01:38:05,083 –> 01:38:06,125
– That was really, really dope,

1912
01:38:06,125 –> 01:38:07,875
really easy to work with the crew,

1913
01:38:07,875 –> 01:38:08,958
and it was fun, I’m excited

1914
01:38:08,958 –> 01:38:13,958
to hear how it sounds all
vocally produced and mixed, so.

1915
01:38:14,500 –> 01:38:16,291
– [Interviewer] Can you explain
your character real quick?

1916
01:38:16,291 –> 01:38:18,708
– Mangu is a donkey, he’s a washerman.

1917
01:38:18,708 –> 01:38:21,458
He’s just a silly, a
really silly character,

1918
01:38:21,458 –> 01:38:23,958
and he’s about to become king.

1919
01:38:25,208 –> 01:38:29,708
You gotta watch the movie,
you gotta see what happens.



 

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